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it’s not what it used to be

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lsleofskye]

NavagioBeach Zakynthos | zabination

[telluria-n]

[maaktubb]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i found out recently that the very first trees did not rot when they died because the microbes that decompose trees hadnt evolved yet…which makes sense but it’s weird to think about. this actually caused a huge change in the climate at the time and many of these trees turned into coal because of it…

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

like imagine a tree falling in the forest and the trunk just stays there for years and years with little change, and it only goes away when it is buried under dirt. that’s weird.

[posting-disliker]

obviously they were still working on the worldbuilding back then

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

imagine all the lag from those trunks laying around. glad they patched those microbes in

[ferrous-princess]

So y'all talk about this like it’s a joke, but the exact same time is happening today with plastics, except today’s microbes are a bit quicker on the uptake. They’re still new at it, but Earth’s decomposers are hard at work learning how to eat polyester.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

*ancient microbe voice* kids these days have it so easy. mutating to feed on new materials within a century? In my day it took us a millenium at minimum! we had to metabolize uphill in the snow both ways!

*even more ancient microbe voice* pfeh, typical oxygen-breather attitude. you think you had it rough but YOU have those fancy MITOCHONDRIA.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A dog can be your best friend, but a cat will never tell the cops where you’re hiding your pot.

[sweetoothgirl]

6 Inch Funfetti Cake 

[chickenfarmersan]

[iamelectricsunshine]

Honestly can’t fucking tell if I’m Kim or Ginger. FUCK!!!

[glitterweave]

Tag yourself: I’m the fridge.

[luckilycharmed]

why am i Kim

[baetality-deactivated20190321]

My mom’s a baker and this is *literally* her, of my God.

[pootfarts420]

i’m such a kim

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

so did she get the cheesecake or nah?

[abbygalloway]

[youthlessdrugs]

[bonjour-jacqueline]

[sweetoothgirl]

LEMONADE FROSÉ

[xzeniax]

[rxcknrxlla]

[kawaii-food-is-kawaii]

[different-landscapes]