i don't do bad sauce passes
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we're not kids anymore.
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@theartofmadeline
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@hoffmango
dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl
I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world
How
That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.
And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.
@歷蜀記Lishuji
🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base
the first time i saw this, it took me a minute or two to realize this was real, industrial-scale cooking, not some kind of artistic Giant Soup stunt
one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
What the fuck who drinks that
it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
thank you SO much for this tag
Some toys from the 90s that I remember.
Cas whenever Sam prays: Okay, And????
Cas When Sam Prays to Him:
it’s good when someone who thought they were bisexual realizes they’re a lesbian and when someone who thought they were a lesbian realizes they’re bisexual. both of those moments deserve at least a tasteful brunch celebration
Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?
This COVID19 shit need to be over by June or I'm going to have to intervene.
What are you gonna do?
LMAOOOOO
when you’re traversing through a cave and keep running into wild Geodudes
cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps
cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism
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Before lowering my corpse into the ground for eternity I'd like to thank John Roderick and the long winters for the use of their theme song it's a departure from the album putting the days to bed.
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