Hoffmans Big Naturals

of all the tumblr blogs to follow, you picked hoffmansbignaturals? i call that epic good taste

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

[hoffmansbignaturals]

I like to think Scary Movie is canon to the Saw universe. Everything is exactly the same except the 4th one is considered really insensitive and they had to release an apology for mocking Jigsaw victims.

[shittysawtraps]

(attempting to impress a girl at a party) i was in a saw trap. (remembers that girls like strength) and i wasn’t hurt at all. (remembers that girls like sensitivity.) but i was emotionally scarred. (remembers that details are important to a story) because i pushed a guy into a wood chipper.

[hoffmansbignaturals]

this is a saw shitpost blog but i would like to announce that as of this week i have officially been shot in the ass with the Juice That Makes You A Guy. It’s been 5 fucking years of jumping through hoops to get it but we ball.

Anyway life update over imagine john kramer wearing this

[unreleasedmochi]

[riggedtrap]

it’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the foolish steel-uneducated hoffman and myself as the wise john kramer. it’s over

[riggedtrap]

[hoffmansbignaturals]

if i were in a saw trap i believe that jigsaw would sense my kind heart and gentle soul and let me go. then he'd discover this blog and break into my house with a shotgun

[hoffmansbignaturals]

saw 11 cancelled., cinema is dead

[hoffmansbignaturals]

showed this to my friend during class and for some reason it was the funniest fucking shit we'd ever seen. morning classes do something 2 u man

[hoffmansbignaturals]

hey little sawtistic people on my phone. im busy with university applications BUT the good news is i've been made an offer for screenwriting at rmit. which is where jame s wan and leigh whannel studied im getting education so good i'll be putting people in contraptions

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[hoffmansbignaturals]

is this not what happened

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[sawdistorted]

completely losing it at this age rating review for saw (2004)

[hoffmansbignaturals]

should i watch terrifier i keep seeing that fuckass clown everywhere and i kind of fw his vibe