Hogwarts keeps trying to kill me

none of the kids are safe (mostly hogwarts mystery)

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oh no i forgot about this

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

Such low self esteem.. u don't have to put urself in needless danger and be willing to sacrifice urself just so that mc can see u as someone to depend on ??

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

Ben 🥺🥺🥺

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i love him so much 🥺🥺🥺

[drinkyoursoupbitch]

Jam City: Alrighty, so here are your new best friends - Rowan, Ben, and Penny. They're well written and--

Me: I like that Cooper kid.

JC: Er, it's Copper, but that's cool. Now here we have some other interesting characters--

Me: Beyyyyyyn

JC: Um, right, (weird) but have you seen the Dragon Boy? The only single Weasley?

Me: Only Bin. Give more Bean.

JC: *sigh* okay, look, we messed him up a bit because we make questionable choices and now that he's less likeable, will you please at least enjoy our fanservice?

Me, a not at all stubborn intellectual: ........ B E N

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literally unless ben fucking commits a gruesome murder i will always stan. i am a ben stan first and an intelligent person second

now i hope this doesnt age poorly

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i want everyone to know that i literally only redownloaded hogwarts mystery for ben copper and the possibility of getting to draw my girl. that is IT

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bro they should just let us punch people. straight up if merula was like “lol i’ll duel you rn” id be like “oh word? bet” and rock her shit. like bET YOU WERENT EXPECTING THAT ONE, HUH

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playing the first chapters made me remember how much of a straight up bitch merula was, oh my god. she literally tRAPS ANOTHER CHILD IN A MURDEROUS PLANT,,,,,WITH NO GUARANTEE THEYLL ESCAPE,,,,

also WHY does hogwarts have a giant murderous plant just hidden away in a storeroom anyway? has no student told the professors about it? ever???

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I CAVED AND REINSTALLED HOGWARTS MYSTERY, TIME TO GET HOOKED ONTO JAMCITYS QUESTIONABLE WRITING AGAIN

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what if i got back into hphm...haha just kidding...unless???

[goldhexes]

The Chariot ●  The Wheel of Fortune ●  The Fool

(Both reversed and upright.)

well this was fun to do!! @hphm-tarotchallenge

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me: [leaves the hphm fandom]

[redacted]: [dies]

me:

[hphm-rarepair-week]

Introducing HPHM Rare Pair Week!

Move over, MC! The real dating sidequest has arrived - you know, the one where we set up the two NPCs who are obviously perfect for each other. From August 18 through August 25 we’ll be celebrating one NPC ship every day for a week, plus a bonus 8th day to appreciate whatever NPC ship you’d like. 

Day One (August 18) - Talbott Winger x Badeea Ali Day Two (August 19) - Tulip Karasu x Merula Snyde Day Three (August 20) - Barnaby Lee x Ben Copper Day Four (August 21) - Rowan Khanna x Bill Weasley Day Five (August 22) - Diego Caplan x Andre Egwu Day Six (August 23) - Penny Haywood x Liz Tuttle Day Seven (August 24) - Jae Kim x Chiara Lobosca Day Eight (August 25) - Free Day!

You can participate by drawing fanart, writing fics, creating playlists, moodboards, or whatever other type of content you make! Tag your posts with “hphm rarepair week 2019″ and mention @hphm-rarepair-week to make sure we can find your post to reblog it here.

Rules:

- No NSFW content allowed at all.

- Angst IS allowed, just remember to tag it properly!

- Remember to use the “hphm rarepair week 2019” hashtag if you want us to reblog your post!

Most importantly, have fun celebrating your favorite npc ships! If you have any questions or comments, send us an ask and one of the mods will get back to you as soon as we can.

See you all on August 18!

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hmm this blog is quite dead. soon it wont be, however. i am slowly gaining power, and one day, i shall rise from the ashes and take my rightful place upon the throne. the next time you see me, a crown shall sit upon my head.

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jamcity let me fucking date ben thats all i ask please i want to give him the love and affection you refuse to let him have

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13 and 16 for the MC asks? 👀

"13. Best friend?"

ooooo coralia is definitely best friends with both rowan and ben. theyre inseparable!!! (wwell,, ,,ime an rowan and ben are kinda jackasses to each other but who c a r e s)

"16. Favorite spell?"

cheering charm!!! or rictumsempra. she just loves the thought of making people happy or smile in some way - those charms help her achieve just that!

i meant to draw my answers too but i couldnt find the time rip

[barnabaelee]

I want to get to know your MC

I’ve seen many posts asking about this and I am curious as well so I want to ask you guys some questions about your MCs

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1. Name?

2. Date of Birth?

3. Describe your MC.

4. Parents Names?

5. Siblings (besides Jacob)?

6. Describe where MC lives. (house/apartment/rural/urban/etc)

7. Describe MCs relationship with their parents.

8. Pets?

9. Patronus?

10. Favorite color?

11. Hogwarts House?

12. Love interest?

13. Best friend?

14. Favorite class?

15. Favorite teacher?

16. Favorite spell?

17. What would MC like to do once they graduate Hogwarts?

18. Biggest Fear?

19. Blood status?

20. Did MC have a good relationship with Jacob?

21. Is MC related to any witch or wizard family?

Bonus Question

22. Where is MC from? (England/Scotland/Ireland/etc)

[three-space-kittens-deactivated]

Send me numbers and I’ll answer them (Persephone, Jacob, or Ashton)

[intricities]

For every "★" I get, I will post a fact about my characters.

[frostysparrow]

You can specify any number of characters you want. You may also specific something you want to hear about, but not too specific. :>

ex: ★ Fears