Lori @hogwartsfailure - Tumblr Blog

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

asymbina

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

khmoii

alright this is fine

lovemustdie

Thanks to @becauseitsmurderbynumbers for the tag 🧡 It was so fun and interesting to do!!

If I were a month, I'd be: November

If I were a flower I'd be: A poppy!

If I were an album I'd be: Vieux frères- Partie 2 by Fauve

If I were a mineral, I'd be: Pseudocrocidolite

If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound of a soda when you put the glass close to your ear and you can hear all of the bubbles

If I were a colour I'd be: Baby pink

If I were a drink I'd be: A Capri-Sun

If I were a fruit, I'd be: A cherry

If I were a quote, I'd be: "On va rattraper les autres/On va rattraper l'train/On va reprendre notre place dans cette colonne/Dans ce cortège des bras cassés, des lâche-rien, auquel on appartient"

If I were a television series, I would be: Community

If I were a movie, I'd be: Matilda

If I were a fashion brand, I'd be: I don't know tbh 😭

If I were a Mythological creature, I'd be: A fairy!

If I were a taste, I'd be: the taste of homemade cookies

If I were a scent, I'd be: a vanilla candle

If I were a fabric, I'd be satin

If I were a bodypart I'd be: hands

If I were a song, I'd be: No Rain by Blind Melon

If I were a god/goddess, my four attributes would be: Pink, daisies, hedgehogs and strawberries

I don't know who has done it yet so please excuse me if you've already been tagged!

Tagging: @layers-bloody-sun, @e3105eb, @cinnella, @oh-thatwallflower, @orenji-glad @thetrueihaveaname, @prune-life, @vedrividia @champagnemonarch, @bookynerd, @desalys @musicaltrashblog, @homosexual-having-tea, @meangirlsx 🌸😄

midnightdreaded

Woohoo this took way too long for some reason. It was so so fun, but quite difficult for me to fill in lol. Thank you very much @nimuerofour for tagging me! It was an interesting one-

If I were a month, I'd be: March

If I were a flower, I'd be: Moonflower

If I were an album, I'd be: Chronologic by Caravan Palace

If I were a mineral, I'd be: Amethyst all the way, babyyyy

If I were a sound, I'd be: Sparking on a fuzzy blanket when you move it around, cats purring

If I were a colour, I'd be: Baby blue and/or periwinkle

If I were a drink, I'd be: Water

If I were a fruit, I'd be: Berries

If I were a quote, I'd be: What, you egg? [He stabs him.] - William Shakespeare

If I were a television series, I'd be: Dude, Idk. I'll perhaps edit this when I find something (not much of a movie/series person, since I literally can't sit straight for 1-2 hours)

If I were a movie, I'd be: Spirited Away by studio Ghibli and The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

If I were a fashion brand, I'd be: uhhhhh anything that makes pyjamas as their dominant clothing

If I were a mythological creature, I'd be: A pegasus

If I were a taste, I'd be: Cinnamon and plum jam

If I were a scent, I'd be: Cigarette smoke, cinnamon, dusty parchment/books

If I were a fabric, I'd be: cotton/polyester blend, and wool

If I were a body part, I'd be: The neck

If I were a song, I'd be: Dream Sweet in Sea Major by Miracle Musical, Mama Mia by ABBA and The Bitch Is Back by John Elton (I can't pick one :')))

If I were a god/goddess, my four attributes would be: imagination, escapism by abusing substances (joie de virve by milking life of its poison), night and cats

Tagging 💕

@elliethesuperfruitlover @missdictatorme @plexytheghostlysiren @etherealasra @the-drakeboys @seancekitsch @crabstick @hogwartsfailure @nightmonsters @hippieklaus (no obligations) enjoy 💕💕

KiSorry for not doing it sooner!!! Tagged by: @prune-life

If I were a month, I’d be: September

If I were a flower, I’d be: Rose

If I were an album, I’d be: Death of a Bachelor by P!atD

If I were a mineral, I’d be: A diamond

If I were a sound, I’d be: That one song that is in your head but you can’t remember the name of it so it pisses you off (Torture)

If I were a colour, I’d be: Burgundy

If I were a drink, I’d be: Coke

If I were a fruit, I’d be: Apple

If I were a quote, I’d be: I could give zero fucks by ME

If I were a television series, I’d be: Two Broke Girls

If I were a movie, I’d be: Eli

If I were a fashion brand, I’d be: the most Emo clothes you could find lol

If I were a mythological creature, I’d be: a Siren

If I were a taste, I’d be: Caramel or a Red Bull

If I were a scent, I’d be: Caramel, Fire, orrrrr a spice

If I were a fabric, I’d be: Leather

If I were a body part, I’d be: The Brain

If I were a song, I’d be: Gold by Kiiara

If I were a god/goddess, my four attributes would be: Lust, revenge, narcissism, annnnnddd Idk lol

Tagging: WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS

peaaachpit

my abusive and manipulative sister kicked me and my 8 month old son out and I'm currently couch surfing because I don't have family who will help :/ I'm nearly out of formula and diapers and while I'm worried abt him first, I'm also starving rn... if anyone could help with even $5, I would literally cry and thank you a thousand times

Cashapp: $cherrrypit

hurleyquinnzel

Lmao someone told me that I’m a hateful douchebag for saying that people who ship pedophilia and incest are invalid rb if you’re also a hateful douchebag

I must be a supreme douchebag then. I’m okay with this.

Though personally, I believe Allison and Luther can do whatever they want. Their situation is unique and specific to them and only them. I don’t ship any of the Hargreeves, but for those two specifically, I withhold judgment.

Trauma, shitty childhoods, and being trapped in a crappy household bring people together. Their upbringing was different compared to most.

*Wonders why someone hasn't interacted with me in a bit because they used to a lot

*checks because just happened to their username

*sees they have me blocked

🙄 ofc

#you better believe that I'm going to reblog these all

Me: *Just wanting to scroll down Tumblr in peace*

*Sees so many posts on your blog like these*

Me: Oh well, fuck it. *REBLOGS BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE THESE RUDE ASS PEOPLE WHO DO THESE THINGS TO YOU*

Y'all do realize I only pretend to be aggressive right? 🤨

There's never a another person I'm "arguing with" it's a conversation in my head and I post it because why not? Sometimes it's simply something that amuses me or sometimes it's something that gets a point across and I throw it out into the world so it's not on repeat in my head. If it resonates with people, that's cool, if not, also cool.

Chill my dudes.

Also. This is my blog. *Shurgs* I owe nothing to anyone.

Let me amuse myself and post whatever in peace.

I'm am like 👌🏼this close👌🏼 to turning off my asks, but my friends keep sending me kind things that way and I don't what to be mean to them.

Do I care too much for Five? Maybe.

Do I care that it's too much? Nah. Not even a little bit.

Does my posts and views annoy you, discomfort you, or somehow disrupt your day? Ignore Me and or Block Me. It wastes zero percent of your time and energy, my dudes.

But yes, invalidating someone's age burns my ass with hellfire. I basically go through what Five does everyday.

Is that why I like him and why he's my favorite? No. I just like him for his personality and mind. He's an interesting person.

Is it something we have in common as far as being an adult treated and disrespected as if we were kids because of how we look? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. And it's fucking annoying. It's affected my personal life and my life in the work place. Having to fight and claw my way through life because I go unseen and invalidated by family members, co-workers, and bosses constantly due to me looking young is tiring and infuriating.

So, yes, seeing people disrespect Five openly and on purpose regardless of his actual age makes me a bit mad, because I've dealt with shit like that for years.

To me, Five is not a comfort character, he's just a guy and we have a few things in common. Being constantly invalidated and unheard because of how we look is two of them.

mr-white-eyes-cosplay-deactivat

I AM HERE FOR YOU!!!!!! DON’T LET THEIR CRAP MESS WITH YOUR VIBE!!!! 😤🖤🖤🖤🖤🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️🧡🧡💛💛💛💚💚💚💙💙💙💙💜💜💜🤎🤎🤎🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💞 Thanks for listening, Bye <3

jennstarkid

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

galaxywarrioress1234

DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER.

red-rioter

THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT

serenityhayashi

This needs to be reblogged. I couldn’t scroll past this if I tried, I got a message like that but not for me, it told me to my friend to kill them self, I was livid! I didn’t answer it because a message like that doesn’t deserve an answer but I don’t see what is so funny about telling someone to kill them selves! I really don’t! It’s sick and it’s wrong. This person though, I take my hat off to you. You taught that bully a lesson.

dressedlikeadaydrexm

this.

luna-bane

This will always be number one on the list of things that aren’t okay

lovelyseptics

Ho-ly shit.

I’ll never not reblog this

norc-ara-deactivated20160821

If you dare scroll without reblogging this you have no soul…….. i mean you do but reblogging this wont ruin your blog……. please just spread the word.

anon-of-the-shadows-archive-dea

Please people don’t send anon hate your just hurting yourselves…

all-about-drarry

Don’t tell anyone to kill themselves. EVER.

kfjack

ALWAYS treat people how YOU wanna be treated!!!

blissicle

Suicide is not joke, you can’t go back from telling someone they should die. And you can’t undo the possible death you could have influenced. Please use kindness instead of this pointless hate. It makes a difference. even a small ‘how was your day?’ helps tremendously.

jorjibearblue

I’ve actually seen blogs deactivate only to find out people DID kill themselves for this shit. I’ve almost killed myself because of this shit. If I didn’t have the one person IRL that I do to talk to, I wouldn’t be here. Just, don’t do this. It’s not a joke.

siyas-left-boob-deactivated2021

OH MY GOD THE PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL NEED TO SEE THIS. SUICIDE IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE.

thepercyfan

SUICIDE IS NOT SOMETHING TO MAKE FUN ABOUT!! YOU CAN’T REGTET SAYING SOMETHING TO SOMEONE ONLY BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!!

december-rains

Also, if you’re receiving this shit: they’re assholes, block their ip

Wtf?! YOU CAN’T GO TELLING SOMEONE THAT TELLING THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES WAS A JOKE!!!! SUICIDE IS NOT A HAHA THING! IT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!

memewhore

wordsaremylife

Healthcare PSA

prismatic-bell

Tiktok removed this, so keep it moving!

bythepowerofscience

tl;dr Most hospitals are non-profits, so they legally have to forgive your medical bills if you make under a certain amount.

Check your hospital's financial assistance page for more details.

lichen-punk

hey i’ve been seeing this implied a lot in trans support posts so i wanna make it clear: binding and tucking are not equivalent

i know that to an outsider eye they may seem similar—they’re both trans things where you wear a special garment that squishes you into a shape you want to be.

but binding consists of compressing the breast tissue against the chest to flatten ones silhouette. it is not without its risks, ofc, but when done properly is not innately permanently damaging. tucking, by comparison, usually consists of pushing the testicles up into the body via inguinal canals and then holding them in place. it can be incredibly painful, and even if done correctly can cause an inguinal hernia (an injury in which the intestines actually protrude down into the scrotum, which, left untreated, can be fatal) and other injuries.

conflating the two hurts transmascs and transfems alike, especially younger trans people. it hurts transfems by normalising tucking and minimising it’s dangers. i’ve seen “tucking resources” and how-tos on lists of tips for transfem children. arguably nobody should be encouraged to tuck, but to encourage children to do something so painful and potentially life threatening so that they “pass” better is just unacceptable. and it hurts transmascs by making binding sound scarier! binding is not particularly dangerous or painful if done right, and the idea that it carries similar risks to tucking is an old terf myth to scare transmascs out of transtitioning

the fact that transfems are EVER expected to go through such pain and even risk our lives just to hide the natural shape of our bodies is despicable, but if you absolutely must encourage tucking in your resource posts please PLEASE make it clear that it carries serious risks and trade-offs that binding simply does not

lichen-punk

@socksmaybe only just saw this tag but yes!!! using tucking to refer to any shaping of the crotch area is an equally harmful conflation to make, as it both normalises actual tucking and makes gaffs/compression underwear seem scarier! same fucken problem!!

gaffs/compression underwear are garments you wear which, unsurprisingly, compress your external genitals and flatten out your silhouette. they can be worn with your genitals tucked as described above, but also can be worn as is, operating on more of the mechanics of a binder, and will make most folks as flat as they need to be without tucking.

lichen-punk

reblog this version actually

ratchetclankarecute

[Image ID: Tags that say “#also! i hope you don’t mind this tag but #tucking is NOT the same as wearing a gaff/compression underwear! #i see them conflated a lot as though tucking just refers #to the practice of flattening the genital area #and that’s absolutely untrue and potentially harmful #genital mention” /End ID]

I’ve had a lot of trans friends, I’ve known many trans people, and at one point I considered myself trans thinking the term fit me at the time, but I knew that binding could be harmful if done incorrectly or for too long but I have never ever heard about the dangers of tucking. Please be safe and careful my friends.

cubisticking

R + E y’all!

Bruh… O.O

This is adorable.