Strongwind Academy
A pillar of learning
A main cultural point of the supernatural community
Strongwind Academy
Sounds super serious right?
Fucking no
None of these fuckers could be serious if it bit them on the ass and tried to dance with them
Nah these people can’t do serious
Oh they try, they try so hard that most people hold this view that it’s this prestigious academy, especially among the Supernatural community.
But nah
You put a bunch of supernaturals together and a bunch of shit is bound to happen
Like the time some of the students transformed over half of the school’s students into geese and it was right before inspection so there was a horrible scrmable to figure out which geese were students and which geese were actually fucking geese
The spell ended up wearing off after a couple days but there was still a lot of honking coming from the students for about a month after it
So Anyways
Strongwind Academy
There’s the staff, who usually live on campus, though there are some who instead live in the nearby town of Lake Forest
And then there’s the houses
Eagles, Owls and Ravens
Ravens are the chillest of the houses, usually because they avoid the drama of the Eagles, and occasionally the Owls, at all costs.
Pranks are gonna be pulled, sure
But the Ravens take it in stride
They’re largely academic, but not as much as the Owls
And extracurricular driven.
They either are too lazy to do shit, or are the people who schedule themselves for every hour of every day
There is no fucking inbetween
The house is decked out in purple, but has a crowded and hearthy feel to it. Low ceilings, dim lights, comfy yet ornate furniture filling each room
Artwork done by students, past and present, line the walls
Ravens house is chill af and so nice to relax in
You need a place to chill and unwind?
Had a fight with your roommate and need to make cookies without worrying about someone putting dishsoap in the batter?
Ravens
They’re the ones who listen to the Owls and Eagles bitch about each other and nod their heads sympathetically
They just peace
And maybe some cookies
Wanna go out and play catch?
Need to talk about your feelings?
Come on and go for a run buddy
The Ravens are the glue of the school
And then there’s the Eagles
Exact opposite
So loud, holy crap there is basically rarely quiet moments at the Eagles
They have the most drama, the most fights the most comflicts, basically the most antagonistic house on the entirety of the campus
Eagles is basically the Party Animal House
Wanna find a party? Eagles
Wanna find some booze? Eagles
Pranks? Eagles
Wanna start some shit? Eagles
There is an Eagle in the Headmaster’s Office at least once a week
Headmaster Murdoch is not amused
Eagles is kind of like the Ravens where their actual house is all about comfort, but there’s like nothing ornate
Eagles have red and brown stuffed furniture and throw rugs everywhere
Not to mention that statues of eagles
Represent
Eagles are the least academic based of the houses
Not that there aren’t good students
But there’s too many people there with other drives and desires to spend too much time focusing on school
Who was it that transformed the school into geese?
Some fucking Eagles
Basically like one or two students from every year pulls the weight of their class and offers tutoring and homework help so the rest of them don’t fail because if left to their own devices they would fucking fail so hard
It’s not that they’re even dumb it’s just who cares about the powerhouse of the cell when you can learn to suspend a bubble of water from the ceiling to drop as someone walks into the room???
Or how to turn the toaster into a miniature bomb?
Seriously??? Who cares about homework they have important things to be doing
Finally Owls, cause they’re the middle ground
Owls are like, half Raven and Half Eagle
If Eagles start shit, there is no way that the Owls aren’t responding
They will fuck shit up, they will wIN
But at the same time, super disdainful of the antics of the Eagle house
Get ur shit together Eagles
Seriously
They’re probably the most serious academically, but it has more to do with their desire to be better than the other two
Like
OUR GPA IS BETTER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They’re basically super competitive about everything
Like Adoption Week
Or anything House-related games or competitions
Their major competitors are the Eagles cause the Ravens just don’t have enough fucks to give about any of that
Hence their rivalry with the Eagles
Their house is the most ornate and decorative of the two houses
It’s not that it’s not comfy
It’s just more pretty than comfy
Like the rug in their common room?
That rug is older than both of your parents put together
I don’t care if your parents are dragons
They’re still younger than that fucking rug
The rug is like a house heirloom
Same with the Grandfather clock by the front door
All of the pranks know that Granfather clock is off fucking limits
You touch that clock
You dead
The entirety of the Owl house will fucking kill you
And then you put those three houses together man
Man
MAN
Jfc
It’s chaos, like, not even counting the fact that you have random shapeshifters who are still learning how to maintain a form so there’s accidentaly dragons transforming in the Dining Hall
Or random animals poofing out during class cause fuck they forgot and sneezed and bam now she’s a fox idk
It’s just really chaotic
Plus the magic like
People teaching kids how to do magic
Rooms get set on fire at least once a month
Anything less than that is a miracle
So
Welcome to Strongwind Academy
So prestige
Much wow