I don’t give a Slythershit

Just a moody Slytherin who’s tryna slytherin Bill and Barnaby’s beds. *side blog, if I follow it’s under a women’s soccer blog*

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

I got a new phone and my game reset 😭 I do not feel like starting over so no more hogwarts mystery for me

[stella-errante]

Barnaby Lee

[Hogwarts Mystery Characters with ArtBreeder]

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

I love Penny.

Anyway, I won the Quidditch Cup second day back to the game. Should I take another year long hiatus so I can get 700 free energy again and finish quests quicker???

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

Come back from a hiatus to this amazing note about Billingsley.

[struckbyelectriclove]

bill with mc: aw are you okay? are you having a bad day? here big brother will give you hugs :(

bill with his actual siblings: hey, cut the music - cut the music! somebody dropped an ice cube on the ground and now my sock is wet, who the fuck wanna DIE -

[sarahconnorjr]

[unfinisheduet]

Happy September 1st!

[ahogwartsmysteryblog]

I see you, Hogwarts Mystery 👀

[a-midwinter-night-dream-86]

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

I just ran the numbers and it turns out I’m the perfect amount of drunk to pick Charlie over Bill.

[truelahey]

Just so we’re clear: this blog does not support JKR or her transphobic and disrespectful tweets/thoughts. The wizarding world and the Potter fandom are for all people, as is the real world. Trans folks and everyone under the queer umbrella are valid, you exist, and I see you and respect you. JKR is not the be-all-end-all of the wizarding universe. You belong in this fandom more than she does. 

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

not to be that type of person... but, I graduated college (university) today 👩🏻‍🎓🎓🎉

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

They can push the “big rivalry” with Ravenclaw all they want, nothing beats a Slytherin/Gryffindor rivalry.

Also, look at my cute Hufflepuff bff rooting for me 😫💕

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

...and they were deskmates

Oh my god, they were deskmates

[softcoreslytherin]

well, he does have a point there

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

i absolutely adore charlie but i don't think he's has a singular good idea the entire game

[barnabyleeofslytherin]

Has anyone in the game had a good idea this entire time

[hogwartsmysteryinc]

^^^ Barnaby has a point 👀