Néo (& co.)

(19, he/it, ΘΔ&) i play wii sports and splatoon, and tinker with retro tech & calculators | ⚠️ occasionally lewd! you have been warned!! ⚠️

[inklingnyanyas]

damn, i should really start posting here more often…

[blushedfemmes]

can’t join a gym bc i like to work out naked

[chainmail-butch]

[charl0ttan]

you ever see a fun interaction between two people who are mutuals and think damn i wish i could be their third

[orphic-mysteries]

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

[brb-on-a-quest]

Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.

@onewingedsparrow

[not-quite-wild]

[id: #yes #do not mock the life preserver for being colorful or for how it might bob ungracefully in the water #cling to that with your life and shut out the shouts of everyone who has the gall to tell you to let go while you still float in the ocean #no matter how well you think you can swim on your own. cling to that. keep your head above water and LIVE #keep your head up and smile

/id]

[catgirlexecution]

[foone]

in case anyone else needs to pick a chastity cage: he's got a video for that.

[56k-modem]

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!

[doodleoo]

Happy Great Molasses Flood anniversary?

[scarabesque-returns]

Happy Great Molasses Flood anniversary!

[bimbocore]

[m0thmancore]

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

[m0thmancore]

oh no! i dropped this screenshot that explains how to bypass this with a free adblocker! you shouldn’t reblog this or anything; it’d be terrible if people used this advice to watch ad-free youtube!!

[m0thmancore]

hey you should reblog this version instead

you can turn quick fixes back on! you just have to hit "update now" instead of "apply changes"

the devil works hard but ublock origin works harder

[mousidy]

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

[cute-pluto]

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

[rendogdomesticated]

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

[chongoblog]

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

[bananonbinary]

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

[nfirr]

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

[felidthing]

via @wrenrouge

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t t at a g ga g t gt a a a t gt a atg T t T: G - g a g cca t a t ac. At ag. A T: - tg ca t tct, t t tt t a a at a t gat T: - T gt Ag t a t g C T: ag - T tca a t ca t t t c ac a c T: - at a g a cg g t a a a A cg tt ta t . “ t t g.” t aa t tact t a ggt t t t. tt t t’ c at a. a a . ta . ’t gat a a t t a t. ag t t (t g a ) t acta gat t a ct t t t, a t a at c. a ag “ t” at t . t. tg atg t atca atg

Closest match: Citrullus ecirrhosus cultivar PI 673135 chromosome 11 Common name: Namib tsamma

(image source)

[ghostlygunk]

[brawltogethernow]

Visit Original Link

Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

[brawltogethernow]

100% REALLY I hunted this whale noise-wolf howl combo for twenty minutes while it seemed to come from every direction at once before getting close enough to confirm it had a tune by trespassing into a bog.

[brawltogethernow]

I agree this seems like the best guess! Which only raises more follow up questions within me.

[fractiousrvt]

Deeply cursed, feel like I'm about to be kidnapped by the fae, and I love the sound with every fiber of my being

[bemylova]

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Thou miſſed a longe ſ at the ſtart of ſidequeſt.

I thought the long ſ it was only for letter "s"'s that appeared after the start of the word. I could be misremembering that though

[l-art-stuff-l]

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[frostplays]

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[l-art-stuff-l]

i’m in love with you

[foone]

There are now (as of December 8th, four days later) more fics about the UnitedHealthCare Assassin (approximately 22) on Ao3 than there are fics about Raid Shadow Legends (13)

[foone]

Most are Assassin/Reader. One of them is a Harry Potter AU.

[foone]

ONE OF THEM IS OMEGAVERSE?

Another gives him a backstory. And a name.

[foone]

ONE OF THEM IS NOW HOMESTUCK

Dirk Strider shoots Betty Crocker.

[xxacidnekoxx]

I want to see more twink art most gay art I see is really muscular men or manly and that's cool... But I need to make transgender twink femboy art...