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cause I’m with you till the end of the line

#gorgeous art #art #fanart

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floorwildcat

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

anomalousdata

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

pizzaotter

JESUS FUCK

sealmaiden2000

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

michaelfirman

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happyunicornjet

Columbia University Student Will Drag Her Mattress Around Campus Until Her Rapist Is Gone

“I think the act of carrying something that is normally found in our bedroom out into the light is supposed to mirror the way I’ve talked to the media and talked to different news channels, etc,” Emma continues in the full video which you can watch here.

So, I just want to go into HOW MUCH Columbia and the NYPD has failed, and revictimized, Emma Sulkowitz.

What I really love about this ‘mattress performance’ is that other students helped her carry her mattress across campus.

All those people reminded her that she didn’t have to carry that weight alone. That’s amazing.

valtsv

other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope

me buying clothes:

klapollo

pride month power moves

amuseoffyre

Just had a thought for an action hero thing: 30-something woman hero is doing her ass-kicking thing. One day, her boss shows up at her door, and tells her she has to stand down, or there will be consequences. “Honey, it’s not that you’re too old. It’s just the public don’t like to see a woman of your age saving the day. It feels emasculating”.

So woman is stripped of her support team, fellow agents, and is pretty much put on the shelf. She tries to do heroing, but keeps getting cockblocked by younger women or superhero men she used to work alongside.

Just when she’s hitting rock bottom (and sitting in her house wearing pyjamas and eating ice cream), there’s a knock at the door. Judi Dench is standing there, and our heroine assumes it’s a charity collection.

“Oh no, dear,” Dench says, smiling. “We’ve come to recruit you.”

“Recruit me? For what?”

“To do what we do best: save the bloody world.”

And all at once she’s part of a covert ops team made of all the older women who have been retired and who currently are holding the reins of managing the world.

squirrelswithmakeup

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

barefootdramaturg

I am here for this plan.

ocean-watcher

Oh, yes.

wombatking

Of course, a few older women heroes and vigilantes don’t take the offer. Some are too embittered by the rejection they’ve faced and decide to show the world exactly why they’re still to be feared.

Enter Judi Dench’s arch-nemesis, Dame Helen Mirren.

p1ratew3nch

I need this like air

writlargefic

Look - here’s your casting call:

Sigourney Weaver - 67

Pam Grier - 67

Lynda Carter - 65

Linda Hamilton - 60

Angela Basset - 58

Michele Yeoh - 54

Ming-na Wen - 53

Famke Janssen - 52

Halle Berry - 50

Tia Carrere - 50

Carrie-Anne Moss - 49

Lucy Lawless - 49

Lucy Liu - 48

Uma Thurman - 47

Angelina Jolie - 41

Milla Jovovich - 41

Sarah Michelle Gellar - 40

The Recruit:

Jessica Alba - 36

Emily Blunt - 34

selfrescuingprincesssociety

I need this to happen!

hopeful-weirdo

There should be a whole bit about how uma and Lucy liu can never be in the same place because of an old grudge.

humansofnewyork

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

grimelords

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

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I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

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chris evans vs james franco

verdantelf

joey tribbiani vs ross gellar

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i just saw a post that redid POTUS as SCROTUS which stands for “so called ruler of the united states” and i wanted to let you all know that’s how i will exclusively refer to trump henceforth

wufflesvetinari

the thing about lotr that the movies don’t convey so fully is how the story is set in an age heavily overshadowed by all the ages before. they’re constantly traveling through ruins, discussing the glory of days gone by, the empires of men are much diminished, the elves (especially galadriel) are described as seeming incongruent, frozen in time….some of the imagery is even near-apocalyptic, like the ruins of moria and of course the landscape surrounding mordor

this is a strange thought to me, somehow: that the archetypal “high fantasy” story is set at the point where the…fantasy…used to be much higher? this is not the golden age; this is a remnant