i am that i am and i am nothing

26 | chinese | TME | icon by @beartnie

[rumchatacreamlicker]

i'm Dishes, gotta wash me

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[circlusion]

[hotgirlcastiel]

[polari]

if i see one more concubine bring her straight eunuch to pride

[chineseamericanfailure]

Cross-Tract

I was trying everything, was what I told myself before us.

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[maelwife]

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[drag-on-dra-goon]

they said hard times make weak ukes, weak ukes make good semes, good semes make good times, and good times make generally subpar yaoi. the moral is that erectile dysfunction is both virtuous and utilitarian.

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[bruzum]

[moponpompom]

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

[catchymemes]

[thebestestbat]

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

[thebestestbat]

🔥🔥🔥

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy