gnawing on will smith hockey

just chomping at the bone, sawing through em | do not post anything on here onto different platforms! | 23 ~ she/her

[falsejulia]

a snack?

[soracities]

“It’s summer now, and you’re craving a simpler existence. You want to read. You want to write. You want to meet strangers for dinner, and not refuse another drink at another bar. You want to dance. You want to find yourself in a basement, neck loose, bobbing your head as a group of musicians play, not because they should, but because they must. It’s summer now, and you’re looking forward to worrying less. You’re looking forward to longer nights and shorter days. You’re looking forward to gathering in back gardens and watching meat sputter on an open barbecue. You’re looking forward to laughing so hard your chest hurts and you feel light-headed. You’re looking forward to the safety in pleasure. You’re looking forward to forgetting, albeit briefly, the existential dread which plagues you, which tightens your chest, which pains your left side. You’re looking forward to forgetting that, leaving the house, you might not return intact. You’re looking forward to freedom, even if it is short, even if it might not last. You’re looking forward.”

— Caleb Azumah Nelson, Open Water

[0shark-yaps]

Framing this and putting it up in my office

[formuloveone]

boy king

[suriwillmack271]

Upcoming Cast of the Movie The Odyssey

Presenting Helen of Troy:

[dawg4aday]

mack with his sony sponsorship: forced to film high end commercials, reading scripts in the most monotone voice which everyone laughs about, causing a whole debacle for being caught wearing airpods to the extent that socials had to delete his walk in pics and he started covering his ears, being harassed (by his agent, rick, etc.) to not forget his sony headphones on this upcoming roadie so he can redeem himself

meanwhile, will smith hockey with his redbull sponsorship: time to go film my Dude Perfect-esque videos that make me look really hot and fun and cool :)

[dawg4aday]

will: yeah the bronco ad was so cool, they made me drive my car up into the beautiful hills of california and then there was a rainbow!!! :)

mack, after receiving death by soccer balls for his airbnb ad in which he has to now entertain fans in the city of toronto during the world cup: why the fuck does this keep happening

[wmhockey]

wait i thought we’re currently on stickgate 2.0? what did i miss 🧍🏼‍♀️

A story told in three parts:

Stickgate 1.0: Will’s Bauer stick was found in BU’s equipment room. Turns out Will had used their facilities to train during the offseason and had left a souvenir behind at BC’s rival school.

Stickgate 2.0: Willmack were caught carrying custom made replicas of each other’s sticks (Bauer - left-handed; CCM right-handed) on their way to practice.

Stickgate 3.0: A Celebrini #71, CCM Vizion 2, left-handed prototype designed for Mack for the Olympics was found in Will’s hockey stick collection, at his childhood home in Lexington. The stick may have been a gift from Mack.

[holdabug]

forget will having mack’s stick, i’m not surprised. will having geno’s stick has me in a tizzy

[holdabug]

you know when you miss your boybestfriend so you sleep with your ex about it. and then your ex accuses you of being in love with your boybestfriend which you find ridiculous even though you ARE staying at his house and sleeping his bed. bc i’m pretty sure it’s going to happen to my good friend will smith hockey

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

[sportsk1tty]

Having fun at worlds

[whimsysful]

never not thinking about robyn celebrini and bill smith. the absentee devotees. the empty seat at mack's birthday dinner and his hobey baker award ceremony and seemingly every single one of his nhl games (but he's a mama's boy! says aiden from where he sprawls, overlooked and underestimated, in the background). the deafening silence ringing out from next to colleen, who famously worked with the championship-era chicago bulls, and oh by the way what is it that you do again, bill? does anyone really know? does anybody even care?

at least with robyn, we have that one seminal Celebrini Family Issues™ interview which spends the whole time talking about how batshit sports crazy rick is but how mack loves it, actually, so it's all totally fine, and then at the end robyn floats in elegantly through their ranch-style transom window just to be like hmm that old thing? (glancing serenely over at her husband, who is currently gnawing off his own arm à la 28 days, using an old resistance band as a tourniquet) oh, he doesn't scare me. mack's just like him, really. a chip off the rabid old block. tasteful hand on chest. transatlantic laugh

but bill? the only thing i remember him ever saying is that his son left for the ntdp a boy (taking your wife with him! btw! if you care!!) and returned a man. and mr. bill charles patrick smith the second saw nothing strange or sad or melancholy about any of that — not about calling his freshly eighteen-year-old son a man nor about missing his coming of age

like. we are all ofc endlessly fascinated by mack's daddy issues and will's mommy issues. and rightfully so! but will daddy issues and mack mommy issues offer suchhhh foundational unplumbed depths

[holdabug]

i took a little tumblr coma and when i came to, i was informed of:

sidnehh crosbeahh discourse

will smith bronco

will smith orange pickup truck (not his but i can dream)

will smith guitar and banana bread

iihf macklin celebrini engagement bait

wcpsmrc divorce (but the picture remains the same, oh beloved 271)

please let me know if anything more was missed, my summer 2026 fic is desperately in need of their irl insanity

[falsejulia]

Will Smith Baseball universe where The White Sox know joy (and Mack is still a hockey player bc I can’t see him doing anything else I’m so not sorry)

3rd time i’m drawing wsh bc his face was made to be painted with oil and mack’s to be made into majestic sculptures. is this making sense?

[orangeflavouredchips]

x

[classicalcanvas]

The Boat Studio (1876) by Claude Monet

[rpfofficial]

nothing brings me closer to people than rpf hysteria

[rpfofficial]

top 3 rpf bonding experiences

experiencing in real time a reveal or discovery that adds a new layer to two people's dynamic

speculating about someone's sexuality & awareness thereof

coming up with a hyperspecific scenario where they might have had sex that is just about plausible enough to be completely real to you and the people who thought of it