Worm

I wish I knew what I was doing. Little Rhodey IG: kgiroux9885

[egberts]

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

how dare you insult me with something so completely factual

[ortut]

Mayuko Kobayashi (小林 真結子) - 女/Woman

[byjove]

“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

[byjove]

I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

[scattoo]

[byjove]

Beef? You aren’t eating, I just said that.

[byjove]

[hollowboobtheory]

who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“

[norse-naiad]

the bus repair crew! ⊹

[greelin]

anyone: why did you become a baker

me: idk.. just wanted to

me: (thinking) do it for him do it for him do it for Him Do It for H

[holdingontoahiraeth]

Hey people help me figure out what to call my older non-binary sibling in reference to other people that isn’t so formal and weird! My son already calls them ommie [oh-me] as opposed to aunt/uncle so any suggestions would be appreciated

[mentalhealth]

I just want my hot girl summer to consist of hot girl therapy and hot girl emotional stability and well-being

[licensetocannibalize]

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

[aflo]

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

[brunhiddensmusings]

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars, but an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes “Boots” theory of socioeconomic unfairness.”

— Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via discworldquotes)

[evilvarric666-archive]

My hobbies? Uhhhh sensations mostly. Textures and patterns. But yeah mostly I just am really into like, experiences. Occasionally I dabble in thoughts.

[parkinglotfistfight]

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

[sandersstudies]

RSD so bad that when someone else gets criticized you can’t stand in the splash zone or you take psychic damage

[sandersstudies]

Once in a while my manager sends out a text like “hey guys please remember not to do this one bad thing” and even if it’s something I’ve never done before or even thought of I’m like “but what if I did and then forgot”

[bpdjanedoe]

My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

[teamarket-gone]

*no one asked* me: so what happened was,