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I just read a tag somewhere that went something like "My flavour of ace is whore in theory and celibate in practice" and I have never felt so seen happy pride month besties

ghostlypawn

PERLAH + MEL THE PITT | 2x02

beardedmrbean

bovineblogger

hii just in case u didnt know: im fat! and i love my life!

being fat is okay! you can be happy and fat! kill the weight watchers sales rep in your head!

signed, barley. i love you ❤️ fat liberation now!

quietwingsinthesky

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

quietwingsinthesky

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

quietwingsinthesky

op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision

buried-in-stardust

Making wontons

sometiktoksarevalid

dknightlight

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

lukreziaaa

I don’t want to be mean, ship what you wanna ship, I don’t care.

Saying that the Pitt shot himself in the foot because mohabbot was on its way to become the best couple ever in the entire show is insane. They interacted…three times???

club-medical

burnsopale

I want to know which thirsty furry government employee sanctioned that buttcrack.

burnsopale

Thank you for flooding my activity feed with nothing but this deer.[/sarcasm]

Here's a wintery update:

After the snowstorm she's got herself a fun hat and a chic dress, and yup her ass is so fat you have to shovel the snow off of it.

champmorado

i love you trans women with big noses, i love you trans women with hooked noses, i love you trans women with wide/flat/broad noses, you are so unbelievably loved!!!!

your natural features are NOT "manly" or "masculine" or "ugly" or whatever the hell else society says!!!!

this goes double for Black, Indigenous, Arab, and South Asian trans women and other trans women of color btw <3

[do not derail. make your own post if you feel inspired]