send help

4 real tho send help

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[gaynehollander]

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

[vladtheunfollower]

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

[barbiegirls]

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[waluiqi]

i just went on facebook and

[stability]

[pi-la]

[sickpage]

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[fixedyourmeme]

[cactsus]

me to myself every time i speak: say less

[whatevskies-blog]

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue 

[lyjerria]

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

[insaneistillhavethisbutwhateva]

[godofcum]