holli

22 she/her • mdni • multi-fandom blog

[tiktaalic]

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

and they're like "uhhh it's a door. open it already. why would you even ask?"

and then you do and they forcibly tear your hand away "NO NOT LIKE THAT ACID COMES OUT IF YOU DO IT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT" and they proceed do a handstand and open the door with their butt cheeks "just open it normally idiot. use common sense."

and they've been opening this door with upside down butt cheeks for 20 years and it really is common sense to them at this point and they see nothing strange about it and they make some crack about how young people are morons who aren't taught buttcheek door skills and you still aren't sure if the acid thing is real but now you're afraid to ask

[liliotl]

who can relate

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[greelin]

wagging my finger and everything

[athelind]

talk to the mage hand

[tentacleteapot]

[trashmancer]

[momoconteng]

After a chaotic day of abduction-by-squid and a sharp tussling introduction, two strangers, along with others in their new yet uneasy alliance, settle down for their first night at camp. What could they be thinking of the other…? 👀👀👀

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[lu-luvslestat]

[daily-spooky]

[bokkerijder-deactivated20240624]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

[justasunflowerseed-deactivated2]

pro-AI in the sense of "use it for jobs that are near impossible or highly taxing of humans"

against AI in the sense of "use it to replace human creativity in fields built on human creativity"

[xenksfightscene]

Xenk Yendar’s Fight Scene set to:

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) - ABBA

(YouTube link)

[daily-spooky]

[artsy-iru]

Sexy time at cemetery gone wrong 😆

[catchymemes]

[tethered-heartstrings]

tag yourself

[caspercryptid]

Astarion at Camp 0.1

Hi everyone!

I'm doing text adventure Astarion erotica and for everyone who. doesn't know what that is. Sort of a choose your own adventure type deal.

It is nowhere near done (it is in fact barely started) But I would really appreciate feedback and thoughts and suggestions so if you like Astarion reader insert or just Astarion or exploring text games, check it out here.

It is in the second person, but that's sort a genre convention, I think this will also appeal to people who don't normally do x reader, so please check it out.

If you like it lmk! If you Really like it consider dropping me a tip or a ko-fi so I can spend more time on it, lol.

[tallymonster]

Holy shit???? This was super cool!!!!

[caspercryptid]

Thanks so much!!! On my end it looks like This right now

I'm jumping all over the place in what I update because of adhd which I know will just continue to get more elaborate as things branch more but i'm gonna keep chipping away at it!!

[fangswbenefits]

Omg! You're using Twine! Stephen Rooney recommended this program in an interview! Can't wait to see where it's going 👀

[thedevilssinner]

Ooooh, this is so interesting 🩷 can't wait to find out more.

[brain-rot-central]

That post about Astarion speaking Elvish...

Ok but Astarion fucking someone and panting Elvish into their ear. Just... unloading his deepest confessions of love because he's within the safety of his partner not understanding.

"I love you, I love you, please don't ever leave me, need you, need you, I hate how much I need you."

Or, conversely, AA:

"I love you, come back to me, I am nothing without you, I need you, need you, please, darling, my darling, my bride, my consort, the only one who owns my deadened heart."

[brain-rot-central]

Bye tell me Astarion wouldn't say this byeeeee

[feyspeaker]

sweetheart it's 3am and I'm posting Halsin covered in honey please save me

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