assthetical

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[h0odrich]

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

[breezefall]

So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy

[wheretheprettythingslive-deacti]

Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy

[shegiles]

Daily Show, you have outdone yourself…

[myawesomegeekylife]

[trashangel-dee]

#relatable

[jugheadjonsie]

what she says: im fine

what she means: IM STILL PISSED THEY CANCELLED PUSHING DAISES

[cognato]

[its-a-cat-world]

He is… the most interesting cat in the world.

[pitachic]

Amazon delivery days are the best days if you’re a cat.

[mostlycatsmostly]

[tutu-fangirl]

Artists of The Australian Ballet rehearsing La Bayadere

Photos: Lynette Wills

[50starsand13bars-deactivated201]

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

[jesscaasqueaks]

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

[heartbreakes]

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

[clarknokent]

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

[threesideddream]

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

[thisiswhiteculture]

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

[hashtagloveloses]

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

[didntfitthenarrative]

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

[mixedapocalyptic]

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

[calendrierroi]

The last one tho .^^^

[thesoftghetto]

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

[marqweabyss]

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

Lmfao

[anomaly1]

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

[maxvista-deactivated20161110]

The “without me?” outfit

[reverseracism]

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

[joshs-friend-tyler]

The “u got kik” outfit

[dahli-uh]

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

[c0unterpvrts]

All of these

[kittenfossils]

the “haha and then what?” outfit

[nnfirnid]

The “lol show me your tits, no?, you’re fucking bitch” outfit

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[viralthings]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Who playin jumanji

[yuruguu-deactivated20170901]

i’m sending this to anyone i have a crush on from now to the end of time

[lasylphidedubolchoi]

Perm Opera and Ballet Theatre’s Swan Lake

Photos by Marina Dmitrieva