Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

Hollie. Wife to a big nerd. Mother to a little nerd. Currently in Portland. This is what makes me laugh. There are also a lot of cats. Enjoy.

[rainbow-ginger-butterfly]

My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop

[dobbyfreelife]

This made me laugh too hard

[gifsboom]

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[darylfranz]

[thedarkperidot]

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love him

[ask-kitom]

He chonk

[surrealtiktoks]

[cromerholt]

[prokopetz]

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

[batneko]

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

[minoukatze]

[catchymemes]

[gunpowder-gemini]

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

[methhomework]

[4gifs]

[great-tweets]

The gentlest of boops.

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[snotferret]

somebody sign Walter NOW. give him a GRAMMY.

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

My fucking lungs can’t with this

[weloveshortvideos]

[bartendermaia-deactivated201707]

this is so pure

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[unclefather]

[chrissongzzz]

Lil Man was Ready To Fight…😂

He felt violated.

[kwansimah]

I’m actually weak lmao

[tariqah]

ME

[shefloatsblack]

OMG that’s his child