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moxis

u can’t stop me

moveslikekeithrichards

its gettin warm in our room & this girl comes in sweatin & goes “im hot as a burger” like it was a saying

moveslikekeithrichards

its gettin warm in our room & this girl comes in sweatin & goes “im hot as a burger” like it was a saying

invisible-goats

Changing all my passwords to blorbo because they must contain a special character

skeletortilla

grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018

fingers in his ass sunday

zootycoon-archive

you know what day it is

zootycoon-archive

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

lesbianhyuga

ninja info cards 💕

itsthesinbin

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

sp-acemonkeymafia

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

itsthesinbin

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

lastvalyrian

fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally

officialfist

El Muchacho Monday

lex-artis-studios

My cat Guaraha would do this. I'm like "sweetie just leave the kitchen!" and he'd just sit by my feet looking up at me with red, streaming eyes while I chopped up the onions. He was a dumb shit though so that was typical dumbassery for him.

officialfist

Guaraha is valid and I love him very much.

that-edm-life

chokkilissa-nahollos

im the dj screaming w laughter

bienergy-deactivated20180719

I think about this at least once a day.

tacomel420

working in customer service be like

neutrinotempest

for anyone who can’t listen with sound, they’re speaking in Spanish. The song that the caller was thinking of has the lyrics “This is the Rhythm of the Night”, which sounds like “Are those reebok or nike” spoken in Spanish “son reebok o son nike” (Nike pronounced without the ending e)

viejospellejos

Clone wars

thereddestpotato

lotus-baby

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

kiixiies

smallmight

NOW

insomniac-arrest

I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it

but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can’t see

anyway, I’m going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn’t help but think “Why would she want to keep going out with me?? I’m like, so weird and a little crazy.”

but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can’t see and that people often like others for reasons we don’t recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There’s always something good about someone– however little we remember it.