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Here's the link to my old pinned post, which is just the origin of my profile pic.

Hi, I go by Crow online, here's my about page, here's my "before you follow" page, here's my (sporadically updated) interests page.

If you don't want to read all of that that's fine. the TLDR is we post MCYT and Minecraft here, the LazyTown thing is unironic but the Al Gore header image is. Also "get cubed idiot" is my original post tag.

here is a blank version of the glitched post

#get cubed idiot

my glove size situation honestly pisses me off. and idk if it’s something dysphoria-adjacent, bc the fact that i have smaller hands than my guy coworkers does make me feel like, emasculated? but also it makes me annoyed bc the glove size situation kind of feels like misogyny. (we dont have XS gloves in stock in our lab despite several of my coworkers needing them, i think this has been raised with the warehouse logistics people but it’s either taking a while or just hasn’t changed).

and like ok obviously everyone’s hands are different and mass produced disposable gloves designed so that a wide variety of people can use them aren’t going to fit most people all that well, but i feel like there’s something about the way the glove sizes are designed that’s like. not with my hand situation in mind at all? and they probably like extensively researched ok how do we get the most amount of hands to be able to wear these gloves normally, but the too-short fingers of the small gloves and the too-wide medium gloves are just like. there is no goldilocks of gloves for me.

#get cubed idiot #to be clear i feel like the lab stocking is the unintentional misogyny here #i don’t think my specific hand situation is reflective of systemic issues in the nitrile glove industry #i think this is more of a me situation but considering i’m wearing gloves most of the time it pisses me off

personally the thing that bothers me most about Grace blowing into his gloves is that that’s not a great way to inflate your glove bc your breath is all moist and now you’re going to have a glove that’s kinda sticky on the inside.

then again im in a weird glove size range where medium is too big but small is too small, and therefore if my hands are even slightly sweaty when im putting gloves on I just straight up cannot get them on (bc i wear a small so they’re not wrinkly). Ryan Gosling (and therefore Ryland Grace) has bigger hands than i do so he’s probably comfortably fitting into a size medium glove, maybe a large.

#get cubed idiot #phm

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just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

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Y'know what? Fuck you.

Brings the yard to the boys

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Fykcer i'm so high i shoyldbt be posting at all dammit lust let bhis get lost to the sea

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hello

slightlyinsanecreator-the2st

No. Bad k8tty. Get off my gsrmbange post untill icm sober again

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Heeyyyyy guess who just found this post again

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he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

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Happy Pride Month to the only straight guy in the entire series. Thoughts and prayers to poor Larry. Stay proud no matter what the gays around you think.

one like=one pry for straight larry 🙏🙏🙏

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I miss the world before AI image generation

Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes

Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye

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Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out

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Five, nothing wrong with me

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Six geese-a-laying

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Seven (often stylized as Se7en) is a 1995 American crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles. Set in an unnamed, crime-ridden city, Seven's narrative follows disenchanted, nearly retired Detective Lieutenant William Somerset (Freeman) and his newly transferred partner David Mills (Pitt) as they try to stop a serial killer from committing a series of murders based on the seven deadly sins.

Walker, an aspiring writer, based Seven on his experiences of moving from a suburban setting to New York City during a period of rising crime and drug addiction in the late 1980s. An Italian film company optioned his script, but following financial difficulties, the rights were sold to New Line Cinema. Studio executives were opposed to the script's bleak conclusion, insisting on a more mainstream and optimistic outcome. Fincher, determined to re-establish himself after a career setback with his directorial debut Alien 3 (1992), was mistakenly sent Walker's original script and, convinced of its merit, committed to directing the project if the original ending remained intact. Principal photography took place in Los Angeles between December 1994 and March 1995, on a $33–$34 million budget.

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My best friend's favorite number is nine. It's because there isn't a number that's higher. 9. 99. 999. 9999.

If everything gets high enough, you become invincible. Nothing can hurt you anymore. Nothing can hurt anyone anymore.

But isn't it scary, to think that there's a highest number? That if you made 99 good memories, you couldn't hold any more?

So I don't like to keep count. Of the flowers they pick, or how many times we laugh, or how many scary faces they make.

I just hope we'll be friends for 999 more years.

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Ben Ten

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Kevin Eleven

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12 Monkeys is a 1995 American science fiction thriller film directed by Terry Gilliam from a screenplay by David Peoples and Janet Peoples, based on Chris Marker's 1962 short film La Jetée. It stars Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt, and Christopher Plummer. Set in a post-apocalyptic future devastated by disease, the film follows a convict who is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet.

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leave trucys dad out of this

#ace attorney #harv with the squngus

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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dr ryland "bad lab practice" grace

#phm #yeah like ok that’s fair you’re experiencing. all that shit. but also like BESTIEEEEE #i do like that he immediately was like WAIT NO OOPS #the amount of times i’ve nearly put something in my mouth while in the lab…

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this scientology hq as real life roguelike is hilarious

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the 1 thing men are good for

dailymanners

I feel as though what drives most rude / inconsiderate behavior I experience IRL on a day to day basis comes from a place of having this unearned and unnecessary sense of urgency in situations that aren't actually urgent. I think if more people became aware of this completely unnecessary sense of urgency in situations that actually aren't urgent, it might make co-existing and sharing public spaces with other people a lot easier and more tolerable.

That text post that's been making the rounds that goes something like "Omg you made it to the same red light as everyone else but faster and more dangerously and recklessly, should we call nascar? Do you want a medal?" summarizes exactly what I'm trying to talk about.

It's like when I have to change buses at one of the bigger and busier bus stops, and the people who get off the same bus as me shove and elbow past me to get off before me, and then shove and elbow past anyone even slightly in their way on the way to the bus they're switching, only to end up on the same bus as all the people they shoved and elbowed with several minutes to spare before it leaves and plenty of open seats left.

I think this unnecessary urgency a lot of people feel in their day to day lives drives a lot of bad behavior. I'm not saying I'm innocent of this, I've felt it too in plenty of situations that didn't call for it, and regrettably was less kind than I should have been as a result. But I try to be aware of it, and always try to ask myself it it's really as urgent as my lizard brain is trying to tell me it is, and even if it was that urgent, does that still justify unkind behavior?

Is shoving or elbowing another person aside going to make the difference between whether or not you make it to the bus before it pulls away? (hint: at least where I live, most of the time that's a no because the drivers usually won't leave if they see people from another bus heading towards their bus). Is shoving and elbowing people aside in a crowded grocery store going to make any noticeable difference in how quickly you get your shopping done?

Does a few extra seconds of time actually justify cruel and unkind behavior towards people you perceive as slightly inconveniencing you?

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Someone pointed out to me once how a lot of people, when out grocery shopping, amble through the aisles at a leisurely pace, maybe checking out this new product or that tester... But when the time comes to queue for checkout, all of a sudden everyone is super impatient and not leisurely at all.

That fully rewired my brain.

Ever since then I've tried to keep that in mind when I shop. If I'm not hurrying through the store, I'm not gonna be impatient in line for checkout.

phantomrose96

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist.

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

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