[faenixx]

eepy

[kandysongbird]

I forgot to post my daughter Ogerpon here. I'm sorry tumblr audience.

[girlcum-sommelier]

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be the faggot america

[woodcutchimera]

"why are you lgbt wrong answers only " to be quite honest the girls always made me be the dog when we played house

[psychologicalwhorefare]

tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

[girlnephew]

[couchnapping]

"assless chaps" 🙄back in my day we just called them the english

[infectiouspiss]

i'm the guy who hides in hispitals and gives babies transgender hormones and i do it for free because of communism

[aropride]

what are you even supposed to do when your friends who are dating kiss in front of you Like do i just stand there or

[aropride]

brainstorming solutions to this

stare directly at them without blinking

(very serious intense voice) “Stop that.”

pretend to pass out so they have to pay attention to meeeee :3

(loud and high pitched, full of fear) “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!”

start juggling (be sure to carry several balls on your person at all times in case of this)

[aropride]

[aropride]

use the opportunity to subtly steal something from their purse

[aropride]

[mioxenoblade]

Oh, so somehow because Im cis Its ok to force me to pee my pants?

Yes

[memewhore]

[demonetta-deactivated20260212]

Dracula's Bedroom source | prints

[angelbabymikaa]

i’m so girlfriend shaped if you were at all curious

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Biting is a love language. No i will not elaborate.

[yukiru-chan]

if i bite you, it means i love you

[satanasaeternus]

Mihail Spil-Haufter

[r0zeclawz]

yo that guy is weak to magic damage lets fucking kill him

[glowcowboy]

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child