Birds of a Feather

it’s Tomarry Time, bastards

[daeneryssansa]

It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices. HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (2002)

[malarki]

I am going to attempt to write stuff for this au as well, but I’m better at drawing then I am writing so let’s see how this goes haha

[malarki]

I currently have Abraxas Malfoy as ‘mycroft’ since personally I can’t see Draco as Tom’s equal/ better. (Sorry Draco haha)

So uhh, Draco is Tom’s younger adoptive brother and Abraxas is Tom’s older brother (Narcissa and Lucius being his adoptive parents ofc) Tom and Abraxas get on better then Sherlock and Mycroft, and Draco is kind of their babied younger brother who is smart but not unnaturally so like Tom and Abraxas.

[malarki]

Eyo, another batch since I can’t really seem to help myself

Some new characters: Cedric Diggory is Lestrade/ Tonks is sally Donovan/ Snape is Anderson/ and a freebie since she isn’t on here: Molly Weasley is Mrs Hudson

[1littleshippergirl1]

Worker: Hello, what can I get you?

Tom: I need a horcrux so I can finally fullfill my plan for immortality and to make Albus Dumbledore rue the day he denied me the defense job

Worker: Sir, this is McDonalds

Tom: Alright, a McHorcrux then

[mariahhasnocause]

You know before the pandemic I didn’t believe a school would stay open if there was a giant deadly snake in the pipes with the potential to kill students. Now I could see it.

[francescadarimini]

I had to think a minute before I realized this was a Harry Potter reference because a giant ass snake absolutely did escape into my high school’s ceiling and they only found it months later

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: My stomach hurts.

Harry: Oh no, what's wrong?

Tom:

Tom: I just fucking said-

[archive5-61]

I’m starting a news series! 

Hogwarts founders: Salazar Slytherin

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Honestly the sheer drama of Tom Riddle and his You-Know-Who nonsense...bitch changes his name to the tackiest french nonsense he can conceive of. and then doesn't even let people use it. What was the point Tom? What was the fucking point?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Calm down dark edge lord

[minryll]

Tom gets his first hug!! Then gets offended by the fluffy emotions that come with it. 

In other words, Harry manages to subdue the malevolent revenge plots of a budding dark lord with affection ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ

[penmanner]

Ginny Weasley and the Diary 📖

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[penmanner]

Had Harry Potter’s second year gone differently, perhaps Ginny Weasley wouldn’t have been the only one influenced by the diary horcrux...

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Edit: Ok so I’m stupid and forgot to mention that this was for 500 followers, whoops! Anyway, thank you guys so, so much! <3

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: I'm appealing to your better nature.

Tom: Harry, I don't have one of those.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

I see two quotes with James so far but none with Lily? Surely she would have thoughts and opinions about Tomarry lmao. What would be fitting for her to say?

Bold of you to assume Tom would try and sass her.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: You done bitching?

Tom: That was just the warm-up.

[baranedizille]

boys & girls

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry, after watching a conspiracy video: Did you know the moon landing was fake?

Tom, an asshole that loves to cause trouble: *scoffs* You believe in the moon?