Never Laugh at Live Dragons

》welcome 《

[blakelivey-deactivated20211026]

I heard you guys talking all night.

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[sonickitty]

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

let him say fuck

[thetinygingerbreadgirl]

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

[captstefanbrandt]

It takes a village to raise a child.

[porterr-robinson]

[avvocarlo]

video of the year 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

keep the rave alive da

[blueratroyalty]

Always reblog

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[valtsv]

sweet caroline,

GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD

[majima-is-a-powerbottom]

I feel so validated right now

[laurajschwan-blog]

Isn’t this ravens plumage gorgeous?

[mytheetarecold]

All I see is “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[twitterlols]

[cockyhorror]

This reads exactly like the dreams I have when I’m drunk and somewhat aware of a demonic presence

[frodo-sam]

For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[llorented]

Daredevil coming to fight Thanos

[memesandlaughs]

[septic-everlasting]

Russo brothers: no the one who plays peter

Pratt: Yes?

Russo brothers: not you Chris

Hemsworth and Evans: did somebody say cHRiS?

[thestoryandyou]

[richardalexanderrr]

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[wonderswoman]

fortunately, diana is mighty (x)

update:

update! the saga continues: Chris Hemsworth’s children (twin boys and a little girl) want to be Wonder Woman for Halloween.

[cynmoon]

Chris Hemsworth, gunning his way towards the top of the Chrises