you say i'm a star that just puts me far away

and now I want brimstone in my garden, i want roses set on fire; and I, well i want what's best for me, and i, i think i know just what that means // they/their or she/her // hanna // 25

[advantagealcaraz]

"tennis rpf is fine" -andrea petkovic 2026, theodore saretsky 1985, and sigmund freud 1899, apparently

[thestonewallinn]

[gaynaegis]

Looking forward//thinking backward

[scamcall]

sleeping beauty

[mercutioyoudrunkenwhore]

Absolutely fucking rich that Robby thinks Al-Hashimi can’t handle running the ED because she paused twice when working with kids. My brother in Christ you are on the killing myself world tour right now let’s self reflect maybe

[highest-violet]

[mercutioyoudrunkenwhore]

Everyone stop replying this is the best one

[ehohadele]

my most favorite hobbit….

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[titanitooo]

r/tennis simulator if someone else wins a slam

Is THIS GUY better than ALL THE BIG 3 COMBINED???

Andy Murray on the new slam winner: "I didn't watch"

Does anyone else think Aryna is a bitch?

[lunarry]

WAIT FOR ME (REPRISE)

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[velvetcloak]

Brooch by Marcus & Co., 1900. The Newark Museum of Art.

[userarmand]

“That's the most contact I've had from him in a while.” [via tvinsider]

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[nitw]

FULL OF SAUERKRAUT ✅

STRONG COCK ✅

GAY SEX ✅

FURRY ✅

hospital.

[ruporas]

touch the flame and get burned (alt in id)

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[ruporas]

i love magic too (id in alt)