Pointless

🌙Holly,Ravenclaw,Scottish☀️

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where's my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[byjove]

frustrating each other is our love language

[miniangel]

anyone wanna participate in lesbianics

[sugarmountainspring]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

[hiveswap]

So is a man topping another man straight

[prismatic-bell]

It is the nature of mankind that every once in awhile, someone will reinvent Athenian concepts of sexuality.

[toskarin]

dr who is kind of existentially terrifying in the sense of "what if you could get taken basically anywhere in spacetime, but you keep getting taken to britain"

[crazy-brazilian]

[nutsacktorturer]

I have

[amarga-2]

Thank you for your contribution, nutsacktorturer

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

este: *isnt at olive garden*

taylor, shoving breadsticks in her purse: im sorry, i have to go, i have to commit a murder

[elvhenfaer]

REALLY IMPORTANT PSA

THE 52 HERTZ WHALE HAS A FRIEND.

HE IS NOT THE LONELIEST WHALE IN THE WORLD.

MARINE SCIENTISTS HEARD TWO 52 HERTZ CALLS WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF ONE ANOTHER OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.

I REPEAT: HE HAS A FRIEND. SOMEONE CALLED BACK.

[cell113]

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[frawgs]

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

[dykecosette]

if you don't know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don't buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)

just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you

[anderswasrightt]

me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)

[funnytwittertweets]

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[funnytwittertweets]

[lotussed]

Fabrice de Villeneuve 

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[0kkvlt]

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

[cameoamalthea]

@0kkvlt have you seen the bear?

It’s the same poodle

Her name is Bijou and her owner likes turning her into other things

[0kkvlt]

I saw the bear and said “oh, cool bear” out loud to myself, I think I may just actually be very stupid

[guooey]