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@hollystone
My parents are selling their house. I can hear them discussing an offer in the other room.
This place was home for 15 years, and a welcome port for a further 10. I've already had my last Christmas here, and passed the event without knowing.
I will miss this house, but mainly I feel gratitude to this lovely place, and I hope the next owners will appreciate it too.
I work for a global company, and some of our training is badly translated into English, which is why we end up with dystopian phrases like
Doubt = Control
Not me stalking an author's AO3 profile to try and work out which timezone they're in and when their fic will update....
Quoth the Raven...
by Edger Allan Poe
actually, it would be really funny if gerry shows up in a statement in tmagp considering the arg confirms that he & sam were in the same unethical magnus experiment. like he just just up in the middle of a talker & goes "gerard keay??? the gerard keay from traumatic childhood??? my fucking trauma buddy gerry???"
#op how does it feel to be blessed by apollo
PRETTY FUCKING GOOD
Don't go calling after ghosts.
I am here - flesh, blood, bone
and devotion.
Never not reblog.
my most controversial ship? hehâŠthe Thomas W Lawson
motherfucker unlimited
you like that? I got more, how bout the SS Bessemer
This experimental piece oâ shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin meant to combat seasickness. Unfortunately, due to the kinetic consequences of building a ship like that, it also combatted seaworthiness, and the instant this thing touched water it enthusiastically slammed itself into the pier with all the grace of a twelfth round boxer.
Not to be deterred, Bessemer repaired the ship, hired a veteran sea captain, slapped the stern and sent her out for a second go. The ship then proceeded to crash into the Same Fucking Pier even harder, demolishing it.
The SS Bessemer, her bloodlust satiated, retired from the cruise ship life and settled down in Swanley, where she became a billiard room, and then a lecture hall, and then rubble, due to an encounter with bombs.
This oneâs for the SS Bessemer. Rest in peace you wild bitch.
After the occupation, the princess was confined to the palace.
Once a month she'd be taken on a walk around the city, heavily guarded of course, to show the people that she still lived. It also served, of course, as a reminder of what they stood to lose if they made trouble. The princess did her best go wave and smile and give the people what encouragement she could.
The rest of the time, her life was spent in musty rooms and dusty towers. She filled most of her time scouring the castle for materials which she would sew into more and more elaborate outfits, which she would show off on the days when she was allowed outside.
Indeed, the public loved their princess and her dresses so much they'd often sketch or paint them along the route and pass the images on so that all could see the princess at least was well.
This pleased the occupiers for two reasons. First: it kept the princess out of trouble. Second: it gave them a reason to sneer and they did love a good sneer.
"What a vain creature she is!" They would remark.
"Doesn't even care we murdered her brothers so long as she gets enough satin to make her little dresses!" They squawked.
This was unfair, of course, for to call her creations "little dresses" was to call Queen Murderfun the Needlessly Genocidal "a tad piquey". Her dresses were gravity-defying wonders lace and pearl. They were thunderstorms captured in velvet and waterfalls summoned in silk. She was a wizard with silk.
Still, she bore their mockery with a tight smile and careful deference.
"Please, good sirs, my home, my people and my city now belong to you. Let me keep, at least, this one last joy."
And they sneered and they crowed most unpleasantly, but they let her keep her sewing room.
Of course, they would have known their mockery to be doubly unfair had they realised the true purpose of the princess's elaborate designs. For hidden in the intricate embroiderings across her gowns, jackets and fans, the princess had encoded secret (and very detailed) messages. When she would go on her monthly walk, the city's loyalists would line the route, sketching down the patterns to decode later.
Thus did the princess transmit all the occupiers' secrets (unearthed while supposedly 'searching the castle for old fabrics') to the city and thus did she build her resistance.
On the day the revolution finally came, she girded herself in armour of thick spider silk and whale bone. She cut a fine figure with a lacy handkerchief in her top pocket and a razor sharp knitting needle keeping her hair up.
As she waltzed through the castle to open the door for her army, the Usurper King tried to stop her and she simply unfolded her handkerchief and showed it to him.
Upon seeing the impossible arcane pattern emblazoned across it, he fell to the floor with blood streaming from his eyes.
She always had been a wizard with silk.
Celia is like if you got your average real life magnus archives fan and put them into the protocol universe. Hey do you have any statements about things being BURIED (wink!) or maybe about MEAT? (wink!) They could be connected đ€ heh at least we're not working with TAPE RECORDERS! (WINK) Hey the voice reading the statements sounds a little FAMILIAR! (nudge) Alice it's like we've made some kind of archive... (GIGGLE) wouldn't be surprised if next episode opens with her saying What is this, some kind of Podcast Distributed By Rusty Quill Licensed Under A Sharealike 4.0 International License?(WINKđ€Ș)
Iâm climbing the walls wtf was this episode
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
Ozai is so pathetic, like that âtake his bending away haha heâs harmless nowâ trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away heâd just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesnât have swords or anything but sheâs pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesnât even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zukoâs head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he canât break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he canât kick a steel lever in two. Bet he canât even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but thatâs it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesnât.
He didnât even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didnât bc he knew heâd lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Loserlord indeed
Another Mulan reference
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ends tomorrow night! đ
So is anyone else listening to ep5 of The Magnus Protocol and imagining this cinema being run by the creepy old man from Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids?
...Is the Magnus Archives just Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Adults?
I thought getting white spots in your nails was from having TOO MUCH calcium?? But now that I think about it mine stopped when I got on calcium supplements. Holy heck
TBH I did think that getting them from not drinking enough milk was an old wives tale! But I am drinking a lot less milk than when I was younger, so maybe you're onto something! đ
Victorian!Jon and Martin
