"Pokémon Go" based starters
"I don't know you, but can I go into your backyard? There's a Meowth and I need it."
"Oh god there's a Magikarp on my bed."
"You know how I was having nightmares last night? Well, turns out there are six Drowzees in this area and I blame them."
"I'm going to church because it's the nearest Pokéstop and I really need Pokéballs."
"I just caught my seventeenth Weedle. There are too many bloody Weedles around here."
"...So, I used autocorrect to name my Pokémon, and now I have a Beedrill named Steve and a Jigglypuff named Fucker."
"I don't care if it's three in the morning - there's a Pidgeot outside and it will be mine."
"I just wasted four bloody Pokéballs because the Raticate I caught kept breaking them."
"There's a Sandshrew inside that McDonald's but I can't get it because I don't have any money and they have a sign saying only paying customers can go in and play Pokémon Go."
"I'm naming all my Pokémon after my favorite characters and you can't stop me."
"This place is crawling with Rattatas."
"You see that shipwreck all the way out there? Yeah, that's the nearest Pokéstop."
"Most of the people here are playing Pokémon Go and I think that's beautiful."
"To be honest, I name all the Pokémon that I keep so that way they know I'm never going to give them to the Professor."
"I found this Tauros on the pillow next to me last night before I went to sleep."
"The nice thing about collecting so many Pidgeys is that I was able to evolve the one I kept really quickly."

















