holy maloley

i fucks with you heavy

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

[ghostlys]

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[koodiiz]

[caroliinnnee]

[pyrrhic-victoria]

[memewhore]

[professional-funposting]

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

[gentlemanbones]

FUCKING OBLITERATED

[kwantsu]

HOLY FUCK LMAO

[punished-ragnarok-deactivated20]

DECIMATED

[throwbackmendes]

Can we just talk about how adorable this kid is

[awwww-cute]

[florelgreen-deactivated20210608]

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

[fmako]

[dontbeanassbutt]

are you shitting me

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[sienfueg0s-deactivated20191022]

when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it?

[nerdgasrnz]

A little louder for the racists in the back

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[chiefarnook-deactivated20220906]

BITCH THE HAIR FLIP SHE THINK SHE ME

[hotdaughter-deactivated20140329]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true