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World's Okayest Student Counselor.

[tikkety-tok]

The voice was so spot on it took me seconds to realize what he said.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me, seeing a post i’ve seen tens of times before and knowing DAMN well i have reblogged it every single time:

he he i like the it *reblon*

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[monkeysaysficus]

WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?

[ajoleote-deactivated20170908]

The fact that there are no hummingbirds in japan may be a reason

[adamsmasher]

There are no karate monkeys either but we got like twenty of those so

[gaygalaxys]

A Quiet Place, 2018 dir. John Krasinski

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[gaygalaxys]

A Quiet Place, 2018 dir. John Krasinski

[yamelcakes]

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

[frawgs]

i dont care if i reply in 1 second anymore judge me all you want bitch i love you

[uglythumbs]

me: frienships sound kinda nice

brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation

me: 

[ink-the-artist]

My Local Gas Station

[drxgonfly]

(by shell_ghostcage)

[wormed-woman-archived]

New meme idea: edit screenshots from old movies to fallout screenshots

[tunnelsnakesfool]

Challenge accepted, here is my contribution.

[my-lovely-dreams]

[alisonzai]

[otherwindow]

give your male characters asses you fucking cowards

[void-guy-deactivated20181217]

you mean like blizzard?

[jelly-bl0b]

Exactly like Blizzard. They are ass Gods lol

[protagonistposteriors]

[chubby-aphrodite]

GIVE EVERYONE TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS

[nevananxa]

Kojima Celebrating the Tactical Ass since 2001. Follow the damned example, it’s been 16 damned years since then.

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”