Catch Me in the Rye

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Take this picture away from me

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Tag yourself I’m running about

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goldfish-catcher

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this babe right here graces me with kisses sometimes <3 <3 <3

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Leo won an Oscar. Donald trump is a presidential candidate. Kanye West is bankrupt. Do anything you want in 2016. Anything is possible.

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admiring the stockings. 1940’s.

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#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS

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Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)

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Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.”

“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’

“And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’

“Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers–every woman in the WAC detachment–and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us–then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’

“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’

- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America

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HAROLDDDDDD

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craigslist ad

written using a predictive text imitator

source: several hundred chicago-area craigslist ads for cars and pets

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The dog is the car.

The dog is in the car.

The seller is the dog.

The dog is missing.

Thus concludes the mystery of the dog.  Consider this and learn.

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friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

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hey avatarstateyipyip, during my recent hospitalization I used the term “casual existential despair” when talking to my social worker, and she liked it so much that she said it to the head psychiatrist of the unit!

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when someone says they’re a freak in bed but it turns out they just meant they like sex a lot and I’m like

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remember when I made this A+ post and it got no notes. y’all are wack

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GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

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Preach on, bruthuh.

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Want.

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remember when we all thought that mitt romney would be the worst possible thing to happen to politics ohohoho boy were we naive

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Whats your opinion on people drawing johnny as white? Or cosplaying him when they themselves are caucasian?

I think it’s pretty great! It warms my heart to see white people getting represented in the media and if a person, no matter their color or gender, wants to dress up as a Mexican serial killer controlled by mad forces from beyond our realm of understanding, then I say go for it! 

Unless they’re Norwegian. That’s just ridiculous.