[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[angeloftheolivetree]

The Signs as Introvert vs. Extrovert vs. Ambivert

Introvert: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces, Scorpio

A person who is energized by spending time alone. Often found in their homes, libraries, quiet parks that not many people know about, or other secluded places, introverts like to think and be alone.

Extrovert: Taurus, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn

Someone who recharges their energy from being around people. Often found in social events like parties and at bars. Doesn’t mind being alone, but prefers the company of others as it makes them excited.

Ambivert: Aries, Libra, Virgo

Someone who falls directly in the middle (or fairly close to) of the introvert-extrovert spectrum. They are neither especially extroverted nor especially introverted.

[pixelins]

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

[rockyshailmary]

you were born for the stars

a six word story (m)

[mahoufruit]

My kink: watching arrogant people get sent home first on Chopped 😏

[net-slum]

[yoncce]

the holy trinity

[holyyhoechlin]

whoa i just finished watching the oa, what

[taliasburns]

tv show: no one is safe 

me, an intellectual: the white guy is gonna survive

[ssukgat]

persimmons that are giving me grief / thank god for helen oyeyemi

[drinkpisspissblood]

most annoying things about the signs

aries: “i’m an aries”

taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man 

gemini: judgy!! 

cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”

leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds

virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep

libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea

scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason

sagittarius: never calm down???like please relax

capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault

aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs / 

pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied 

[girlsuggestion]

don’t say yes just because you feel guilty about hurting their feelings

[vangoghld]

Edgar Degas

The Rehearsal on Stage, 1874

Pastel and Ink on Paper

[bitchycode]

[fullcravings]

Cheesecake Stuffed Chocolate Chip Skillet Cookie

[restfulraccoon]

Wanted: a sugar daddy who transfers money into my account for nothing in return other than a selfie with a smile on my face

[heydayna]

yikes

my life (via heydayna)