Homeless Heath

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[inactive-toebin-heath-deactivat]

appreciation post for tobin’s arms

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[sunisalee]

valentine’s day is coming up yall

[sunny-sully]

Just an excuse to bring this photo back

[preathsamton]

USWNT as Cards Against Humanity cards

Carli: teaching a robot to love, sweet sweet vengeance, completely unwarranted confidence, hope

Pinoe: the glass ceiling, the homosexual agenda, punching a congressman in the face

Tobin: BATMAN!!!!, the holy bible, being a motherfucking sorcerer, a really cool hat

Christen: sunshine and rainbows, Gandhi, giving 110% percent, powerful thighs

KO: licking things to claim them as your own, spectacular abs, wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry, children on leashes

Moe: tangled slinkys

Rose: my humps, a micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties, a sickly child-king, doing crimes

Horan: a can of whoop-ass, guys who don’t call

Alex: a fully-dressed female video game character, the gays, hot people

Allie: important news about Taylor swift

Sonnett: a sex comet from Neptune that plunges the earth into eternal sexiness, keg stands, being on fire

Becky: a tribe of warrior women, strong female characters, finally some goddamn peace and quiet

Mal: funky fresh rhymes, heartwarming orphans, however much weed $20 can buy

Ashlyn: a hot mess, too much hair gel, the eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion

Jill: an unhinged Ferris wheel rolling toward the sea, the Devil himself

[friarlucas]

that should do it. bombs away. || ( insp. )

25 days of mutuals ❄ happy holidays sara ( @zomonro ) !!

[fyeahlaurenchensaw-blog]

Team Mug Shots. I Mean…

[pinoe-yaknow-deactivated2016022]

damn yall…you’re at the olympics. try not to look like you got busted for a dui or something.

[uswntvideos]

You know somethin’s up when Princess is the one showing the most emotion in the second pic. :P 

[reginaphalange12]

Bahahaha Mittsy looks like she’s plotting someone’s death.

[onegreatbighiatus-deactivated20]

Press doesn’t even look like she belongs on the team. Lol!

[digital-soccer]

lol I love how hope’s is from an actual photoshoot. 

[sailor-duval]

Tobin’s all up in the screen, man.

[sumrner-nights-deactivated20220]

Reblogging this again for all the comments.

[tobin-heath-deactivated20170407]

Same haha ^

[tobins-heath]

Now every one can see why we think this team is so attractive and happy. *cough cough*

[uswnt13]

It’s 2017 and this is still hilarious

[sports-lesbian]

Carli’s still looks like a mugshot like the rest, but she’s smiling slightly so it’s like one of those mugshots where the person’s like “yep I did it, no regrets, I’d do it again”

[nottoward]

Meanwhile Hope’s over there looking fresh and gorgeous, like how? Is this possible???

[sugarfile]

their fucking commitment… 😂😂

bonus is Christen walking behind them with her coffee like:

[rookieforlife]

Who’s back?

Now do your dance, do your dance, do your dance, aye

[julienbakr]

have you seen anything more beautiful than this

[5by5brittana]

Wow, this is what being in love looks like

[footballersasvines]

tobin heath (portland thorns) and christen press (chiago red stars)

[rookieforlife]

[rookieforlife]

[torrreira]

a little doodle

[mamapressy]

The cutest

[christen-press]

Please watch this!!

[dashonkelley]

choose your fighter: ko

[apple1128]

When ur a centerback

[inactive-toebin-heath-deactivat]

piggyback rides

[football-hqs]