i dont know what to call this

error413- so much homestuck it cannot be escaped hey, this is my (blackowl244's) overflow blog for when i exceed my post limit

[ninecorrupted]

MY HEART

[mydaywithd-deactivated20180408]

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

[bookshop]

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

[allyitis]

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

[alexandra-erin]

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

[experimentalmadness]

It’s always a good day when my wife is back on my dash. 

[misserinj]

[homestuck-error413]

Creo que lo que nos inspira es lo que realmente nos ayuda a escapar de nuestras vidas y encontrar por nosotros mismos un hogar. La escritura de Esperanza es lo que ayudó a escapar mentalmente de Mango Street antes de que pudiera físicamente. Música y libros me han dejado escapar al hogar que crean mientras que todavía aquí, y creo que siempre me van a dar un hogar. Voy a ser libre.

[patrick-stewart]

[contrallum]

#friendly reminder that pippin named his son faramir (via celebrin)

[brokeblack-mtn]

my loves

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

"From where I stand I see not a spectrum but a circle."

—Troll Jesus, probably

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

//actually Splickedy coined that one on the Signless’s behalf.  Thanks for coming to the stream!

[splickedylit]

*NOISES*

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

does orlando bloom own any legos

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

or is he legoless

[coral]

Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via dissapolnted)

[shamanor]

A Death Metal Magical girl to go along with my viking ladies [x] [x]

Despite the fact that my original viking magical girl was me sharing some personal feelings about how I feel about my favourite genre of music, I got of bizarre hate or at least a bunch of people getting super snotty at me about that Valkyrie Yuuki comic existing already. Because hoW DARE I do my own version dealing with my own personal feelings about how I feel. 

So since viking/pagan/folk metal is where I got when in a good mood, death metal is where I go when I’m pissed. So I like this idea of these magical girl being the cavalry that gets called in when she gets tough. She’s fly in when she hears someone talking shit, spit blood in their face and then deliver the heads of her enemies to the feet of all our lovely viking girls.

[tagging for blood and gore. Let me know if I need to cover any more tags] 

[castrel64]

nothing gets me going like a great original magical girl series. these are INCREDIBLE

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

[munixiari]

Your name is Aradia Megido, and for the first time in your life, you feel truly alive.

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

please don’t feel bad because you feel like you cry too much or that your grades suck or that you eat too much. Sailor Moon had all those flaws but she was a hero and so are you.

[dersedreamer]

thats an order from your celestial fuckin spirit guide

davesprite | photography

[beauties-dru6s-tacos-deactivate]

It’s funny how people don’t want to see Justin Beiber deported because it’s unfair to be sent back to Canada since his whole life is in USA.

But, it is completely acceptable to send kids, students, parents, and workers back to a country they might not even know because they were brought to America since they were infants.

[minmos]

if this isnt synced im gonna cry

[absentions]

girls who can run in heels should be feared

[patronustrip]

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

Not only run in heels, but run up stairs made of ice in heels.

[marcalyx-deactivated20190819]

Do you see that? She’s also skipping steps.  She is running in heels made of ice up stairs made of ice and skipping steps.  ELSA IS A FUCKING FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.

[mouseys]

SHE ALSO FUCKING SKATES ON ICE ON DEM HEELS BEST RECOGNIZE YO

[ohmythundergod]

[neopiacentral]

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

[jcap]