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Waking up on amonday like

“You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.”

No one will be the wiser.

Except maybe for people with eyes.

There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time soon.

A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.

Each GAMEBRO MAGAZINE is guaranteed to be printed on 40% recycled asbestos. For big ups to Mother Earth, yo.

TG: hope you like hammers dude! EB: yeah, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.

“TG: my bro taught me a few tricks he basically knows everything and is awesome”

when dave thought his bro was cool

“Oh, Jesus. In a momentary lapse of concentration, you accidentally captchalogue the arms again.”

remember when captchaloging was a really important thing?

“The clockwork of friendship turns ceaselessly, operating the swing-lever dealies of harassment in perpetuity!”

me

“a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle.”

this just reminds me of that one episode of adventure aime where bmo makes the sentient sandwich and fries one old chedder man

“a black president??? Now you've seen everything!”

first post. i hope for this to be a daily thing. it probably will be until i hit act 5.

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