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iavoidmakingchoices

mc’s mom: blaine’s been on the cover of so many tabloids i recognized him right away

also mc’s mom the next day seeing her own child with blaine on the cover of said tabloids:

anonymous--anteater

MC: I would never do anything to ruin your campaign

MC during the scandal:

pixelberryfuckoff

How pb thought we would react to being caught: OMG NO PLEASE NO

How i and all the fandom reacted:

view-from-up-here

halfinvisible

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

finallybeautifulstranger

iamhalsey strong and tender, my favorite lady and I. @sydney_sweeney .🍇🍇🍇

photos by the fabulous @samdameshek

seongpinkhwa

i just think that women-

nazario-sayeed

raf stans I can’t believe we not only bullied pb into not killing him but also into not shipping him off to brazil AND into ending his relationship with sora? we’re so powerful

characterarcs

Blades of Light and Shadow has given us found family, amazing art, beautiful relationships, a compelling plot with twists and turns, lovable characters, a fantastic fantasy world, and amazing love interest. The mc designs are all beautifully done and said mc is not helpless or stupid, they are powerful and intelligent.

choicesarehard

Art Commission: Mona by @waytoocatty for #RoDAW

raleighcarrera

hey i’ll never be over this ever thanks

kelseaaa

i miss raleigh carrera

feyrealms

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

newtgeiszler

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

wombatking

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

wombatking

I have been informed of a few additional immortals in my studies.

Oscar Isaac - Renaissance era, good friend of Da Vinci and Michaelangelo. We have no proof that he was not the model for David but I suspect.

Dwayne Johnson - Ancient World, helped to build many of the Seven Wonders with his prodigious strength. Had a reputation as a ruthless and fearsome warrior, but wasn’t really into it, so he played dead after this kid hit him with a slingshot and went off to follow his passion for the arts.