The Dungeon

HELLO. My name is Sci/Andy hello He/they/it, Sept ‘06 :p My King. Drools.

[homoerotic-knight]

Hot take i think people that cheated on their s/o dont deserve to have their lives ruined over it and its absurd that that’s the norm

[megatron-moving-to-megatron]

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

[homoerotic-knight]

Can we call it something other than the munchies please. I do not want to sound like a millennial that calls their pets Doggos and Puppers

[homoerotic-knight]

It pisses me off so bad when someone is arguing with a trans dude and they pull some “its so like a man to be this loud and sure of himself” type shit

Like. Are you stupid? Do you think cis men are overly loud and sure of themselves because theyre just biologically predisposed to being a stupid asshole? Do you think that, as soon as you dawn the label of a “man,” you immediately lose all character and experiences you’d gained up until that point and replace it with Cocky and Dumb?

Cis men are so loud and sure of themselves because that’s how they were raised to be. They were raised with the subtle influence of sexism and the patriarchy, and they know that they’re valued more than a women in society, so they’re not afraid to talk over her or insist he knows better than her or whatever.

When you’re a woman, you’re raised to be small and take up as little space as possible and keep to yourself and dont talk over others. You’re raised to be timid and small, unlike men, who are taught to be loud and confident.

Trans men werent raised as men. Even if they pass, that doesnt turn them into a cis man in the way that those who were raised as a man in the patriarchy are. Even if you say “all men are too confident in themselves and think they’re better because theyre a man,” that’s still only because men were raised to think that they’re better than women. Again: trans men were not raised to be cis men.

The day marginalized groups stop trying to compare who’s more marginalized is the day we finally get peace on earth

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

[parkchanwoohoo]

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

[parkchanwoohoo]

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

[parkchanwoohoo]

Brooooooo...... guess who got the knight's flower

[orthoscheme]

HERO OF LIGHT: Gh..! My.. body.. moving on its.. own! *Slowly shambling towards me* J-Just what do you intend to do to me?!

ME STANDING BEHIND A LARGE RUG THATS BEEN PLACED OVER A HOLE THAT CONTAINS A STEEP DROP THE END OF THAT DROP LEADING TO A NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF TALL SPIKES THE TIPS OF WHICH ARE COATED WITH A DEADLY POISON WHICH THEN WILL ACTIVATE A PRESSURE PLATE SPEWING FORTH ACID, COMPLETELY DISSOLVING THE BODY; NOT TO MENTION THE BOMB: uhm, touch you sexually

[homoerotic-knight]

Hi guys breaking my vow of silence. Holy shit the tadc finale was so fucking bad. Also i cant help but notice that the only people who got their arcs “concluded” were the men in the show (and jax). Ragatha never got over her mom or learned how to deal with her trauma or whatever, gangle never got more confident in herself and all we got was zooble patting her on the back and saying “heh… i guess you ARE confident…” after her human counterpart (NOT gangle) started posting on twitter or whatever, zooble’s body dysmorphia was never even mentioned, and pomni never even had a conflict. Meanwhile, jax got half of the finale to themselves, and caine got most of the rest of it. It’s just a fanfic for IHNMBIMS except badly written and everyone lives happily ever after. Caine tormented them and treated them like toys for YEARS, and he apologizes and suddenly everything’s all sunshine and rainbows??? Genuinely poop from a butt finale bro

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[mangeteeth]

Hi. Inwant you

aww . u should let me get u way too high n i promise i’ll behave like a gentleman and won’t rile you up on purpose or take advantage of you or anything like that

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[ace-trainer-alice]

some youtuber released a new guide to how to "easily defeat" me with a "100% success rate" and now all the heroes are showing up with a glitched 120% immunity to corruption magic and it's so fucked up and mean to me.

[ace-trainer-alice]

nevermind the devs patched the exploit they were using but the video wasn't taken down so I'm basically just farming heroes that are totally convinced they're immune to all of my effects. plus they're getting hit by all the easiest to dodge ones, too. you get poofed into my loyalest maid and you get to think you've always been a helpless princess and you become my new evil knight through a really cool sequence. this is so awesome.

[homoerotic-knight]

(While being spanked as punishment) I am spiteful and greedy and selfish and hateful and inherently evil for the things ive done to the people i love. Hit harder i can barely feel it after that grenade to the ass in WWII

[homoerotic-knight]

Me (a wee mouse) drinking up my Court Mandated AI-Generated Cum Bleach

[homoerotic-knight]

Im such a slut for water. Im sucking water’s fat cock and its like one of those slippery water tubes that hot girls wanna stick their dicks into . #watermaxxing #ilovewater #hydrationkink

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[godlikedyke]

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!