Dumb Bitch Disease

🌱 | Egg 24 they/them | plant nerd | leave me alone | 🌱

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[cryptotheism]

Nobody tells you how good Being John Malkovitch is

[cryptidclub]

I watched death race 2000 (1975) for the first time and it ruleddddd

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[jesush8r]

Variations of Isle of the Dead

by Arnold Bocklin, Swiss Symbolist

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1901

[homophyte]

this has been said before obviously but it is looney tunes bonkers bananas insane that there is a real cohort of people who seem to believe being attracted to a person represents a violation of their consent as ‘sexualization’

[the-demon-cat]

oh fuck the solarpunks just seedbombed a courthouse

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[karvina]

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[qqchurch]

[rickybabyboy]

teach me youre ability

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[tboy-trash]

the problem with seeking any kind of respectability as a trans person by trying to naturalize transness as a "biological" or even "psychological" reality is that you cannot do so without also naturalizing cisness, which is at the very least in complete opposition with my political goals

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[segamascott]