Ew

Hi, I'm jon. I'm super gay and I love yawning.

[anxietyproblem]

[petty-imperfection]

thank god I’m not the only one

[champagnepadre]

*selfie doesn’t get the attention i want it 2 get* me: u guys are so rude to me. u know what? ill just delete since u don’t care bout me. is that what u guys want from me ,? deletion ?, when i die. then u will realize .

[knifefightscene]

[758j768y]

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[marcitlali]

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

[slutforaesthetic-deactivated202]

Wouldn’t recommend!

[marcitlali]

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

[elodieunderglass]

So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.

[elodieunderglass]

ALTERNATE CONCLUSION

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[thickness-protection-program]

[theocseason4]

5A period, honey .

[nightblightowl]

3D

[redrosessoulcabin]

4 or 5D

[jackthesage]

1E

[libertybill]

Hit!

[bitchycode]

[notmytmblr]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

ice tea…. eye…. ell…………….. ell

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

Jiggly Caliente is wild for this one

[sailorbrazil]

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

[redpandarascal]

[royvmustang-deactivated20221127]

me when ppl ive literally never heard of have me blocked:

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

its kinda fruity when boys put the car in reverse 

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[unclefather]