body length centipede plushie

entomologist dyke and sometimes developer - keyberries on other sites - it/its - sometimes 18+ pfp by pollentwt

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[sockssquishiiii]

birdify that bird girl more.

[meadow-dot-7z]

Magical girl transformation where I look exactly the same by the end except my posture and speech are different and I have to be reminded of several details on the conversation we just had

[meadow-dot-7z]

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

[giragirameganedan]

[miyoria]

im tiny and transgender!

[spinaart]

i like to play around with her hair

[imextremelynice]

[manga-meow]

[lesbianlongsword]

im still not over this fucked up and evil marisa fish plush i got last month. it smells like weird chemicals so i keep it in my room as far away from me as physically possible

[ashenmind]

monologue from a girl with a big vocabulary

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[mellifexfarm]

bring your ugly to work day

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[turing-tested]

doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

I regret to inform you all but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

[swagophile]

cant believe "little miss [x] has (or would) [y]" has just become a normal part of my vocabulary. like i say that unprompted tp people who dont even get the reference. like whats wrong with me i feel so embarassing sometimes

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[mimill3]

Freak and young

[mimill3]

her....