hello hello hi!

[notswush]

my simulation of what it would be like if they played boards of canada at the club

[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[cybelusreverie]

literally how the fuck did i forget the clown

[plaguedocboi]

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[morrithal]

My dealer: just got in some straight gas 😜🐌 it's called brain worm and it'll unlock your illithid potential 📈

Me: whatever man I don't feel shit

(20 minutes later)

Me: dude I swear as the symbol glows, power pulses through me. Authority.

My buddy Shadowheart pacing: the dream visitor is lying to us

[ampervadasz]

[vedurnan]

let’s fuck this thing

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Haha your man told me my pussy reminds him of windows vista.. user friendly , glossy, skeuomorphic, frutiger aero and just good.

[transheadcanons]

Naruki Kukita

[kushblazer666]

[gaystation4]

[calebwittebane]

[kristina100000]

me on kratom mixed with whiteclaw

[finalfantasyvii]

[notvoid]

[lesbianbloodritual]

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

[vedurnan]

I need to sit down on the toilet before I push some turds out of my asshole.

➔ turds

A turd is a log of shit.

➔ shit

Shit is another word for what I get out of my asshole. I need this to make turds.

➔ asshole

It's a tool I use. I need this to push out turds into the toilet.