my simulation of what it would be like if they played boards of canada at the club
will byers stan first human second

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One Nice Bug Per Day

Andulka
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if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@homotter
my simulation of what it would be like if they played boards of canada at the club
how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving
staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay
literally how the fuck did i forget the clown
“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?
has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
My dealer: just got in some straight gas 😜🐌 it's called brain worm and it'll unlock your illithid potential 📈
Me: whatever man I don't feel shit
(20 minutes later)
Me: dude I swear as the symbol glows, power pulses through me. Authority.
My buddy Shadowheart pacing: the dream visitor is lying to us
let’s fuck this thing
Haha your man told me my pussy reminds him of windows vista.. user friendly , glossy, skeuomorphic, frutiger aero and just good.
Naruki Kukita
me on kratom mixed with whiteclaw
nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix
I need to sit down on the toilet before I push some turds out of my asshole.
➔ turds
A turd is a log of shit.
➔ shit
Shit is another word for what I get out of my asshole. I need this to make turds.
➔ asshole
It's a tool I use. I need this to push out turds into the toilet.