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silosenovengo

jovan

thebestoftumbling

fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium

@instarection

itsagifnotagif

I actually have so much love for dogs

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honestly-iloveu

All of the above

louises-belcher

damn, I sure have expensive taste for someone with only $4

hplyrikz

Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.

Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via hplyrikz)

kingwildex-deactivated20190919

surprisebitch

i’m so happy that “Damn Daniel!” is now becoming a thing… last year people were ridiculing shoes with “What are thooooose!” but this time we’re complimenting shoes with “Damn Daniel!” what a positive development. thank you Beast Boy

softmikus

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

longlostlorian

My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

longlostlorian

Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…

longlostlorian

Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.

Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit

longlostlorian

Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves

longlostlorian

Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy

longlostlorian

I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.

Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.

Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions

OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.

This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)

~~ Stretch goals ~~

800 notes - attacked by vicious alligator

1,500 notes - confronted with flagrant multiculturalism

2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell

longlostlorian

Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.

witchjock-deactivated20221208

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

daughterofdiaspora

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy.