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meladoodle

this is my favourite poem

sixpenceee

“Human, I see you are trapped in my butt warming machine.”

theweirdwideweb

bigwands

well at least I know I’m immune to trickster love gods

wizardshark

I’m terrified what do you see about this post that the rest of us dont

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exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

veraxplus

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

gravemom-deactivated20171207

ur fucking right we do

welele

gripthumb

cool

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RAT TRAIL

roboticfennec

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friendshapedhuman

Queen pudge the third

5bi5

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

scanalan

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

sixpenceee

Snakes like warm computers too posted by reddit user Noerdy

cephalopods4eva

legless cats for president

funereal-disease

my computer came without a snek

how can I get my money back

@alolaeggsecutioner halp

silverhawk

i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time

serenityspiral

@bunjywunjy

bunjywunjy

he just gonna take a lil peek

gallusrostromegalus

“Whaddya doin’ up there?”

feywildwest

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

zmyaro

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

feywildwest

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

thalia1832

yiddish curses:

may you go to hell and bake bagels there

may all your teeth fall out except one, and in that one you should get a tooth ache

One misfortune is too few for you

you should drink too much castor oil (and have explosive diarrhea);

you should have a hundred houses in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed

you should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night

Hang yourself with a sugar rope and you’ll have a sweet death.

questionlife

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until