Honey Badger Tactics

I'm 31. An emotional sexual bender. I love books: bookportal.tumblr.com

[theconcealedweapon]

[honeybadgertactics]

Back on Tumblr life updates:

Neurodivergent

Gayer than I ever thought possible

Depressed and burnt out beyond belief

Ready to let delusion and dissociation take me through the rest of whatever ::points at everything in general:: this is

Never not thinking about Yellowjackets

[yms1]

90% of the time I just wanna go home.

[camalilium]

Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.

Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan

[stinkiedinkiedoodles]

Also when in Sinnoh, there was a young maid who was interested in Brock and did a lot of things to get his attention but since she wasn’t old enough he didn’t even consider trying to flirt with her!!!

[camalilium]

[oolongearlgrey]

Remember that one movie where Brock busted out the most genuinely wholesome one-liner of all time?

[honeybadgertactics]

Brock is bae

[itsbetterthananal]

when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

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🤔🤓

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I just. I don’t like this view of “millennials vs Gen Z”. This is NOT supposed to be a competition of who got fucked over the most and who’s “actually fighting back”.

Millennials are fighting back just by surviving in a job market where the minimum wage doesn’t cover the living cost. Millennials are awesome at “killing” the diamond, golfing and napkins industries. Millennials are using the internet to make sure things that corporations want to keep in the dark are exposed. They’re open LGBTQIA-friendly business, they’re supporting each other with online donations so everyone can survive this shitty economy.

And the Gen Z kids? The Gen Z kids are rad. I remember a post about something like the millennials making a collective promise to never become a disenchanted generation that only criticizes the next one and I want to point out that this “millennials vs gen z” trend is trying to do exactly that: split us apart. Prevent millennials from being the older siblings that teach the younger siblings to throw a good punch and turn them into the annoyed adult complaining about “those kids” on their lawn. We are the two groups that grew in a connected world of information. We are two very unique generations.

I think that it’s our duty for us millennials, as a disrespected, underpaid, very angry generation to stand up by our younger siblings, and fight together the oppressive systems that brought us all to this point.

[willowofthehearth]

They’re trying very hard to pit Millennials and Gen Z against each other because I honestly think they’re terrified of what the two will accomplish together.

[rat-enthusiast-guy]

@little-boyking @anacondas-sacred-buns

[anacondas-sacred-buns]

As I said, fuck it up kids.

[idreamofteenieme]

[honeybadgertactics]

Wow I love this post

[wilwheaton]

[protect-and-love-cats]

20 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

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Wow this was too wholesome not to reblog

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[artist-varo]

Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst, Remedios Varo

https://www.wikiart.org/en/remedios-varo/saljendodel-woman-psychoanalyst

[honeybadgertactics]

Me leaving therapy

[black-raven200]

[honeybadgertactics]

My favorite season is here <3 

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

[honeybadgertactics]

I'm here for the multiverse

[marinebaeology]

John Mulaney quotes I identify with

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”

“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”

“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”

“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*

“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”

“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

[honeybadgertactics]

LOL

[morrysn]

Living Single was a hilarious all POC cast with leading ladies that came in different sizes. How this show isn’t a retro favourite on Tumblr is beyond me.

[honeybadgertactics]

I just started watching this, and I’m just mad I didn’t get to watch it sooner. It’s so good! And to anyone who dares compare it to Friends or say it’s “the black version” of Friends (fucking ew), this show came out an entire year BEFORE friends. Bye. Go watch Living Single. 

[honeybadgertactics]

Me to my brother: Take care of yourself this semester. Eat veggies.

Brother: What are veggies

Me: These edible things that grow out of the ground that are good for you.

Brother: Out of the ground? That sounds kind of gross

Me: It's mother earth trying to feed you how dare you

Brother: By growing food for me out of its skin, sounds like a trap

Gen Z really is questioning EVERYTHING 😂

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[honeybadgertactics]

Please, mother Earth, goddess of the universe....WHOEVER AND WHATEVER IS OUT THERE I NEED MONEY

[honeybadgertactics]

Let’s Pair Members of the Trump Administration with Their Buffy the Vampire Slayer Counterparts

Let's pair members of the trump administration with their 'buffy the vampire slayer' counterparts.