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Hari • 32 •he/him-she/her dyke lesbian• trans loving space 💋 •no age visible = instant block•

[honeybeardyke]

🌞 Hari, 32yo, I'm a silly fat lesbian, dyke4all 🌷 pronouns are he/him-she/her - my gender is the bit n also dyke.

This blog contains a lot of nsft posts: minors & ppl w/o their age visible will get blocked w/o a 2nd thought. I don't have a DNI list but I block easily.

I wrote my most used tags under the read more + in the tags so you can mute (or browse)

tags I use a lot:

- yapping : my text posts, I talk a lot

- made this w my paws : rarely I will post art, comics n doodles

- heart eyes : any slightly suggestive or straight up nudes I reblog, there are A LOT of these, what can I say there are many stunning ppl on this internet 🧎🏻

- horny posting : yes. well. I'm a horny sub idk what to say

- gatito : I love cats......... a lot......

- art / comics / webcomics : bc I reaaaaaaaally love art n web/comics

- emo abt this : I get emotional abt things. a lot.

- my snoot : selfies

- my snoot but w less clothes : tit selfies

- we've got mail 📬 : this is where asks go

[honeybeardyke]

Girl... 2nd day in a row of my hair looking good... Unheard of. Maybe I'm finally entering my good haircut era.

[nessa007]

so i just saw obsession

[bigtasty]

hates her father realness

[bigtasty]

alot of you seem to think when i say "her" i mean falin

[void-returns-squared]

[honeybeardyke]

2 cute things that happened today:

1. I was out in the city in the morning (on my way to the comic store, as per usu) n a couple of teen boys were walking my way when one of them dropped a coin on the floor (judging by the colour n width, it must have been either a 20 or 50cts coin). N we both watched it roll perfectly on its side n end its course in a drain hole/manhole cover, like these little guys:

We both just stopped in our tracks, we weren't even facing each other but we both stared at the drain hole, then at the same time we looked up at each other. N I just pursed my lips at him in a white smile manner n when I saw his face, his "did you fuckin see that shit?" face, I couldn't help but laugh n I walked back my way n heard him laugh w his friends. Honestly I wish I had coins on me this morning bc I would have given them to him as both a "sorry" n a "that was amazing, thanks".

2. This week there are worker doing paint job on the front of the building I live in, n at noon I happened to have a fresh ginger beer n a worker right in front of my window, n it's hell hot out currently, so naturally I offered him some. N he looked so happy abt it n said afterward it was rly tasty, it just made my day... It was just good timing but making ppl happy is just so easy n nice innit........ Kicks a leaf.

I've just been rotating these two events in my mind all day.

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[femmeinvelvet2]

Red Tremmel and Gwen Lis, also known as The Sissy Butch Brothers, produced Gurlesque Burlesque shows in Chicago to fund their documentary about the history of burlesque. After the first sold out show in 2002, Gurlesque Burlesque ran until 2008, featuring both amateur performers and well-known stars. The documentary was released in 2012.

[postillfastill]

I think the best tumblr interaction I've ever had was when i replied to some post and referred to bigots with cute cartoon icons as "picrew racists" and this other person materialized out of NOWHERE to call me ableist and queerphobic because most people who use picrew are neurodivergent and nonbinary people. I was like, "i don't think that's true and also I am neurodivergent nonbinary people, what the fuck are you talking about", and they said VER BATIM "classic DARVO tactic" and were like why don't you just call me a slur or threaten me with violence since you're such an abuser or whatever, and I was like "I WAS JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY WHEN A BAD PERSON HAS A CUTE CARTOON ICON" and they immediately DM'd me their ENTIRE LEGAL STREET ADDRESS so I could doxx them or hurt them or something since I "clearly wanted to." Like that fast, like 2-3 replies. Pure unadulterated tumblr condensed into such a succinct exchange. 🤌 can't get that anywhere else baby.

[thefloatingstone]

Rocky laughing at Grace (in relief that Grace seems friendly. If a little dumb and silly). Colourised.

[thefloatingstone]

Do you think this is the first time Rocky has laughed in years?

[puraiuddo]

[spiralmindz]

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

[spiralmindz]

black kids get their lives stolen from them if they defend themselves from white kids "going through a phase"

[timehonouredfur]

sex literally isnt real can everyone stop

[yaoiblackmold]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[drizzledrawings]

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

[sorairoknife]

[theoplum]

The Nameless Prisoner update. the titular prisoner of irigoth is here... ✥✥✥✥ you can read on webtoon canvas and tapas

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders