👓Fuck Politics💥

I literally don't know what I'm doing anymore.

[honeybearsladybug]

Love is letting your partner drool onto your leg while he sleeps.

[keybladesoras]

Ryan Reynolds on becoming Detective Pikachu!

BONUS

[feminism135]

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

men really think relationships between women just dont exist

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

like im not talking about gay shit im talking about the most very basic sense…name me a single male-created piece of content that doesnt keep all of its women characters in isolation

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[antique-scarecrow]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[punishedsjw]

roses are red, grass is light green,

[pearlrebs-deactivated20170202]

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

[maryschild]

I like her

Before/during/after pics

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS

[progressivemillennial]

[peachykeenjack]

you have a gender? oh man i’m so sorry my cousin had that too, it’s rough

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

[gaylor-moon]

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

[this1goesto11]

We’re real people, though.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

[run2damoon-deactivated20230127]

Berries - Vadim Sadovski

[astrophysicsraph-deactivated201]

Ahh these look so cool. Tag yourself I’m Neptune.

[muffin-n-waffle]

i just got an ad on instagram for a boob mask. it’s like a face mask, but you know, for your boobs. what in the actual fuck

[muffin-n-waffle]

gonna slather my whole body in a mask then yeet myself off the plane of existence

[fairy-feather]

@muffin-n-waffle Was it this?? Because if there are multiple companies out there focusing on titty balm, I am somewhat concernikus.

…Why the hell do my boobs need to glow?

[muffin-n-waffle]

That would be it! Though to be fair I realize products like this do help people that have acne on their breasts, it’s just that Instagram always seems to be shoving one beauty product after the other down my throat and I’d had enough of it today.

[finnglas]

ok but two things this has going for it: 1. the name 2. the implication that you’re going to use this as an opportunity to entice a friend into touching your boobs

[thebibliosphere]

They make a butt one too:

As well as a product which claims to contain real holy water:

Personally I just like that they listed it as “essential oil free”.

What a time to be alive.

[persephonenevermore]

[dudebrosunited1]

Direct fucking action.

[homoluigi]

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.