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she/her. hufflepuff. i am an english teacher what the actual everloving fuck. somewhat of a makeup enthusiast. books, wine, anime and animal crossing.

[paradiseyuri]

Created by : ☆Truc☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

[hawberries]

save me Astralyn… save me

[paradiseyuri]

Created by : ☆オタク☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

[paradiseyuri]

Created by : ☆オタク☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was not my fact, and i am livid that it actually does make sense from an evolutionary standpoint (as it makes other male llamas sterile thus reducing competition). congratulations tumblr you have successfully ruined MY night 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the fact i was GOING to share, interestingly enough, also has to do with animal genitalia:

here is a photo of a blue whale penis mounted on a plaque, have a nice evening ♥

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#for $6.66 i will give you one awful Premium fact that is directly related to the whale penis fact but is actually so much worse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pleasure doing business with ya. your fact is: the above photo was taking at the Icelandic Phallological Museum aka the

***MUSEUM OF PENISES***

which houses the world’s largest display of penises (most of them non-human). yes this is a real place that exists, and is a popular tourist destination. and yes, many of the…exhibits have been mounted on plaques, for reasons best left unexplored

oh! here is a non-dehydrated blue whale. fun fact: the first photo was “just the tip!”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#and for one final payment of $6.66 i will give you ONE LAST BUT BY FAR THE MOST HORRENDOUS FACT about blue whale penises#much worse than the fact that a penis museum exists and has multiple whale penises on display

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and here is your final Awful and Horrendous Whale Penis Fact:

whale penises were probably mistaken for sea monsters

nope, i’m not kidding. wish i was. whale penises do indeed very much resemble giant monstrous tentacles when spotted in the wild. at least some “sea monsters” sightings were probably just…whale boners. which i hate. i hate that so much.

and because today wasn’t bad enough: here is a sperm whale penis!

and HERE is a photo of a man holding a $6,000 5-and-a-half foot stuffed version!

hope you enjoyed this post! i didn’t!!!!

[second-wolf]

Can we roll it back to the dick museum…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MOST

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THAT’S the part you focus on? Seriously?????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please I’m so tired

[kirinjaegeste]

To answer the reblog about human penises

They are still looking

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

aren’t we all, metaphorically in life, looking for a younger and a bigger and a better one though

[armpitsicko]

$0/$200

hi everyone! i need some help paying some bills and buying some essentials this month. i’m going to set a goal of $200 which should be able to cover the most urgent expenses i have. if anyone is able to pitch in that would be so amazing and i am so grateful, thank you. my paypal is here.

[armpitsicko]

$110/$200

hi again i am sitting at $110 which i am very grateful for! but i still need some help. if you don’t mind reblogging this, that would be really great. thank you everyone so very much 💗

[honeyed-hufflepuff]

switch genshin is never gonna happen not with how sony has a grip on it currently

I am a hopeful person

[honeyed-hufflepuff]

all these people upset about mihoyo’s choice for the anniversary rewards and yet no one is asking the real question: when is the switch version launching, mihoyo? I’m sick and tired of the app crashing on my ipad just give me a mac version or deliver on your promise for a switch version, that’s what the actual anniversary reward should’ve been: for switch owners to play the game sanely

[hotvampireadjacent]

Sweden ????

[ashketchupandfries]

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

[leninthesixth]

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

[politicalsci]

[mcmxciv-ahsiad]

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

[dudeinthestacks]

teach, child. 

[unholyhymns]

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

[unholyhymns]

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[shangheists]

[babyanimalgifs]

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

(via)

[bunjywunjy]

12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body

[rabidbograt]

You really pissed off that squeaky toy

[bears-official]

A N G E Y   B O I

[kaos-troika]

[countesssrostova]

some trump supporter interrupted a reporter to yell "at least we're not burning businesses down" and like

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to

[chaos-theory-exhibit-a]

Me, listening to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” with historical context:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fantastic use of reaction image. also everyone in the notes who’s like “cool post but i still hate the song” is VALID as HECK

[buffalo-bilbo]

Guys

[cliffsecord]

[fuck-you-hypocrites]

Almost 200 people were murdered in Armenia in 3 days and y'all are still ignoring us.

This is not a war, this is a massacre Azerbaijan and Turkey are committing against the Armenian people.

Turkey's president literally admitted that he wants to finish what his ancestors started. He wants to commit another genocide, and this time he wants to kill us all.

Silence is violence

[fuck-you-hypocrites]

Update: it's been over a month. 2 thousand people were murdered so far. Please, I'm so scared, just reblog this. I'm not asking for a lot, if you can't donate that's fine, just share this.

[martian-martian-martian]

If anyone knows where TO donate please interact?!

[fuck-you-hypocrites]

If you're willing to donate, here is the link:

Established in 1994 in Los Angeles, California, Armenia Fund, Inc. is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt, non-governmental, non-political corporation.

@rock-and-roll-and-rats Thank you so much, I'm so grateful

[hedgehog-moss]

I was thinking about names again today and remembered how when I was a kid my mums showed me the piece of paper on which they wrote baby name ideas before I was born, and I discovered that if I had been a boy they would have named me Corentin. A pretty average name in France, but they added “we would have nicknamed you Tintin!” which made me feel like I’d dodged a bullet. Their top girl name was Éléonore but they changed it at the last minute. They said “we hesitated, because we liked the nickname Léo for a girl” and I was so mad at them for changing their minds. I felt like I would have been so cool and popular as a Léo, like it would have changed my entire personality. For weeks afterwards, when I felt shy or awkward I wondered What would Léo do? and tried to act more confidently. Or I’d think, no way a girl named Léo would have acted so dumb. I grew to hate Léo. It was hard living in her perfect shadow and the solution child-me came up with to feel better about myself was to add my Discarded Boy Name-persona on my other shoulder. It worked. For a while I went through life caring a lot less if I messed up because what would Tintin do? something much stupider, no doubt

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

op your thought process manages to be both wild and exceptionally relatable, which i respect a lot