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[robotsandfrippary]

Speaking of insults, the favorite one amongst my friends back in the late 90's was the line from Full Metal Jacket:

I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you.

said over minor offenses.

like someone ate the last of the oreos.

[onelittlekingdom]

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

[mf-dude]

[tel-aviva]

hes trying to explode you with his mind

[warcrimesimulator]

Rightoids have been raging about LEGO's latest theme (LEGO Dreamzzz) because it's marketed as being gender-neutral, you know, like how LEGO was originally marketed? 🙄

[warcrimesimulator]

This is going to make your kids trans!1!111

[parliamentrook]

I want that

[checkerboardfloorwork]

moth

[zacsoyama]

never thought I’d find myself retrospectively wishing my puberty had additional lore but here we are

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry

[chilewithcarnage]

[maxthebutchdyke]

[maxthebutchdyke]

maybenoots is the only one who understands

[minmos]

good news guys. i found a falcon nest cam where two wood pigeons come by several times a day trying to build a new nest on top of the falcon nest. the falcon nest with falcon eggs currently inside of it and two parent falcons guarding it

[dduane]

…The shocked expression. :))))))

[nephilidae]

How can anyone hate Junji Ito 

[demigodoftheatre]

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

[theonion]

[sa2sugu]

alucard

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[daydreamodyssey]

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

[jezifster2]

Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it

[byrdsfly]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[tyrantisterror]

Rescuers Down Under doesn’t get enough credit for a lot of things, but one creative choice in particular that I think should be talked about more is the movie’s decisions to mostly have real life fauna but then also making one of the main characters a dinosaur-sized eagle and just act as if that’s a thing that already exists.

Marahute is a gift.

[pkmatrix]

Wait, I thought Marahute was a Haast’s Eagle?

[tyrantisterror]

Ok, so, this is a Haast’s Eagle.  Pretty big as far as real eagles that existed go.

This is Marahute, a MUCH larger bird.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: that’s a small boy on her back, not a grown human, so the size comparison isn’t as clear cut as you think.  Which, yeah, sure, but-

That small boy is equal in size to her goddamn skull.

Even if this kid is, like, four years old and super shrimpy, that’s a HUGE ass bird.

This bird’s the size of a goddamn ceratosaurus.

[tyrantisterror]

Also, like, note the beautiful proportions of Marahute.

She’s not just a magnified eagle.  Her wings are much longer and wider than a real eagle’s would be, her legs thicker and longer with even bigger feet, her head proportionally smaller.  If you wanted to kaijufy an eagle, this is how you’d do it.  They knew they weren’t making a normal eagle here - this is a monstrous, marvelous eagle of impossible size, with proportions modified to make that enormous body still plausible as a flying creature.  Just a fantastical eagle monster, a divine beast.