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[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[creekfiend]

I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind

[creekfiend]

It’s good to be a complex organism

[dvandom]

OP is secretly several trillion bacteria in a trenchcoat.

[creekfiend]

Aren’t we all

[kristina100000]

whoever came up with the word cock… Their mind

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

john green…..

[benjidsch]

rocket: toss me my keys

[crash]

rocket: I SAID MY KEYS

groot: i am groot

rocket: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-

[bucky-at-bedtime]

This is the most in-character thing I have ever read

[clownsuggest]

fuck fuck ufck hfjck yufjcfuck fuck oh my godi. need to commit tax evasion. jesus shit oh my god i need to commit fucking tax evasion everyone shut the FUCK up ,

[taxevaderoftheday]

I Hope You Don’t Value Your Spine

[grooviestbaby]

me: :(

animal crossing:

* * .🍐 * . 🐟 * . *

🐻. * 🌼. * . .🦋

* 🍎* . 🐶🐱🐮🐭 *. *. . *. .

* . * ☀️ * 💗 🍑. *. 🐞 🍀* 🎶.

. 🌈* 🦝 . * . 🔮

me: :)

[cerealmonster15]

IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters

[memories]

My cat, #parks and rec, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

[luvlaff]

[electronic-old-men]

Lost in the sauce

[natssketche]

LOST IN THE SAUCE

[spacehispanic]

[b40v]

april fools! i got your hand!

(don’t repost)

[memories]

I want to take a heaping batch of #bi space son and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

[memories]

You ever just... yell about #cockles??

[memories]

Sally sells #loud by the sea shore.

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

YOO SALLY’S SELLING WEED AT THE FUCKIN BEACH

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[yellowpoet]

Everyone has heard of updog. People are aware of the joke and anticipate the confusion of the recipient. “hey, updog” “what’s updog?” But unbeknownst to them, many people have seen updog. They have gazed upon his visage but remain ignorant of what they have observed.

[faacethefacts-dead]

show us updog op

[yellowpoet]

[meddlsome]

Fangs are hot, end of discussion

[officialspec]

marriage is a scam blah blah but whenever i hear a woman say ‘my wife’ my health bar maxes out