Women like me drown oceans

/ Nature / Dogs / Vegetarian / Bisexual / 22 /

[kayleerowena]

what happens to a house when it is left alone?

[lanternia-deactivated20220105]

Eureka Springs, AR

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[dreg-faerie]

[happyheidi]

If you’re having a bad day here’s a picture of a cow with pink bows ♡ 🎀 (via)

[siyahalbatros]

Little Neutrino 

[foalsperm]

[orangexocoatl]

[humblebumble]

[lonequixote]

“I urge you to please notice when you are happy.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via lonequixote)

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[maestropear]

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

[severalowls]

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

[mysteryseeker]

here you go

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

[severalowls]

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.

[hecatespoison]

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

[ralfmaximus]

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*

[aurumacadicus]

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

[doggosource]

schloop

[midwestmuppet]

[danger]

The Range of Fire by  Trevor Anderson

[afloweroutofstone]

Honestly I was kinda on the fence about outright vaccine mandates outside of schools + flights and a few other places. But after seeing all these cops and soldiers share their resignation letters which read “I don’t want to carry a loaded gun around anymore because the Satanic communists are trying to poison me,” I think we should have vaccine mandates for every single position of authority that exists

[malamente1992]

[debbie-sketch]

Winter, Spring, Summer and Autumn Screens commissions✧☆.*･