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Jestburster.
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bro when did i get 52 followers lol
i am SO HYPE abt mine and my best friend (and a lot of other peopleâs apparently but im talking about it anyway) idea for who the fifth member of the syndicate is you dont even know
like
tho the codename is never explicitly stated it is visible as the name âHarpocratesâ
now, if youâre a greek mythology nerd like a lot of us (hello lgbt community) then you recognize the significance of the codenames and the fact that they are chosen based off greek mythos
Technoâs is Protesilaus - the first to hop off the boat during the trojan war and thus the first to die. this is ironic for obvious reasons, though there is some mythos that he actually survived the war and went on the found Scion after he was left unable to return from the war. additionally, protesilaus means âfirstâ so it may also be a reference to the fact that Techno was technically the first member of the syndicate
Philzaâs is Zehpyrus - one of the four gods of the directional winds (the West one to be precise) and the spring. he is the gentlest of the four and considered the soft bringer of spring, ironic when you consider that phil and techno live in a frozen tundra and also that the god is most famous for epically ruining Apollo and Hyacinthusâ frisbee date by going all âreturn to senderâ on the discus and accidentally killing the dude. another thing the god is known for, however, is giving Odysseus the bag of winds he fails to use to return home.
Ranbooâs was (as of yesterday) revealed to be the popular fan guess of Lethe - a daughter of Eris, the goddess of choas, the goddess lethe is said to be the living embodiment of oblivion and forgetfulness who looks over the river of the same name. the river lethe is a river that runs through various parts of the underworld, and every soul that drinks of the water forgets all of their previous existance. it is said that the river runs through/around the cave of the god of sleep, hypnos, and that the noise the river makes lulls people to drowsiness
Nikki has not picked her codename yet, but i dont believe i have enough knowledge of her or greek mythology to make a good guess on what shell pick so i wont even try
now, if you think about this, about how they went about choosing their codenames and what we already know the mystery memberâs name to be, then you start to get a picture of who it could be
Harpocrates is the child greek god of silence. there isnt much we know about him, only that he was borrowed by the greeks based off the egyptian god horus the child, whoâs gesture of the pointer finger pressed to his lips was a symbol of the sun, which he is a symbolic representation of. the greeks mistook the gesture as one of silence and serenity and thus Harpocrates was born, who is often depicted as a small child with a finger pressed to his lips.
who do we know on the smp who is silent? literally the Only person who doesnt speak?
Callahan
admittedly, i have only recently joined the smp fandom (within the last two months) so i know next to nothing about him. reading the wiki, he is shown as mostly comic relief, joking around on the rare moment hes on unless there is a big event happening. because of this, i have very little actual evidence that the fifth member is Callahan, however, id say the name is a pretty good place to start
feel free to add on to this
Lio: When we first met, I thought you were an idiot.
Galo: What changed?
Lio: I still think that, I've just grown to like that about you.
i cant believe ranboo paralyzationitizednatating caused sams first canon death /j /rp
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a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice weâre telling the government to go fuck itself
âimperialism is badâ they said, sluttily
@technothe-pig the one tactic you havenât tried
i canât believe chat is fifth wheeling on the skephalo dnf double date rn
ikr, and dream muting until he got to talk abt george i-
"there are only two sexes" that's weird bc I have had dozens of sexes so maybe try putting yourself out there more
tommyinnit ghostwrote this
me n my bff were talking about Sam Nook and what his relation to Sam is (cause im fairly new to the smp stuff) and she told me he was an underling and i just thought
sam nook is an npc created specifically to help tommy with the hotel, without tommy sam book doesnt have a purpose,,,
i mean he can help jack but like, he was designed specifically FOR tommy :[
im like 75% sure that Tommy Actually Dying was completely unplanned and that everyone decided to just roll with it and honestly that makes everything that happened after all the more amazing and heart wrenching
ive said this multiple times in the ranboo discord but tommyâs ghost name should be Tommyisnt and i will Die on this hill
me, at the beginning of tommyâs stream: lol wouldnt it be funny if tommy fucking died
me, after the stream ended: oh
me, now, after having seen everyoneâs reactions to tommyâs death: o h
Whenever I try to kiss my cat they puts their paws in my face, so I just deliver gentle little kisses onto each and every toe bean instead
how uncharacteristically soft of you, gaud
me a month ago: oh minecraft is having a resurgance and my friends are really into this cool smp! neat :] me now: *cries after seeing a tiktok of tommy and techno getting hugs from their friends*
the tubbo and ranboo qpr marriage makes me so happy and emotional bc thatâs literally what me and my best friend/qpp have been talking abt doing for YEARS
(and it doesnt help that her name is ranboo in my phone and my name is tubbo in hers)