They definitely said these in canon

Side blog to dump all these quotes somewhere. Feel free to submit any quotes of your own! (also helping find sources would be greatly appreciated ^^)

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Gueira to Galo and Lio: Good job gays!

Lio, laughing nervously: You mean guys-

Gueira: Did I stutter.

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impossible. they can't straight anything

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Remi: Don’t push it.

Galo: What's "it"?

Remi: My buttons.

Galo: People don't have buttons.

Remi: Yet somehow you're pushing them all at once.

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Galo: So, how’s the most amazing person in Promopolis doing?

Lio: I don’t know, how are you?

Galo choking up: I'm fine...

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Vinny: Vinny!

Lucia: You sly bastard! I would have never thought of that!

Lio: I’m sorry, can Lucia actually speak rat, or is she just messing with us?

Aina: Knowing her, probably both.

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Remi: Have you not listened to anything I've said?

Galo: I certainly haven't, but I didn't think you'd notice.

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Lio: Be careful with my emotional baggage.

Lio: It's designer.

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Yesterday I overheard Aina saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Galo replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

Remi

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Galo: Wouldn't it be romantic if we ate straight off of the same plate tonight?

Lio:

Lio: You didn't do the dishes.

Galo: I did not do the dishes.

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Galo: Everyone, this is my ex-boyfriend, Lio.

Lio: I told you to stop calling me that.

Lio: I'm his husband.

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Galo: You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?

Lio:

Galo: That’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Gueira, sliding over a picture of Bert and Ernie to Meis: This could be us

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Galo: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Lio: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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No posts for a day or so I forgot to fill up the queue whoops

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Thyma, about Aina: She is an absolute queen I am not worthy of her.

Lio, about Galo: He's a trainwreck but he's MY trainwreck.

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Ignis: What do we think of Galo?

[pause]

Aina: [sighs] Nice pal.

Lucia: I think he's gay.

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Galo: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Lucia: But are you shuffling?

Galo: Everyday.

Aina: What language are you two speaking??